Chapter 8 #3
A passing waitress glances over in surprise, takes stock of Nathan, then looks sorry for him.
Not me, the woman who’s being asked for a ridiculous favor.
Him, the man who can ask that favor without blinking an eye.
I get it. He’s pretty and I’m raving about prostitution.
But if she’d been around for the rest of the conversation, she’d drop her tray in his lap to high five me.
“A hundred,” he says, chewing his lip in defeat. “We’ll call it a favor for a favor.”
“I have to pretend to like you, so your favor is bigger than mine. A hundred and twenty percent.”
Nathan’s eyes harden. His smile dies. He stares just long enough to make me uncomfortable. “Fine,” he says in a voice that isn’t. “A hundred and twenty percent.”
I reach across the table, and we shake on it. “When do we start?”
“My family is throwing a party for my birthday. I’d like you there.” A smile lifts Nathan’s lips and for one brief moment, he feels like sunshine. Like eyes closed, sitting on the beach with nothing to do but breathe and let the waves crash and recede, crash and recede…
“You should do that more,” I say before I think better of it.
“Do what more?”
“Smile. You have a nice one and it makes you so much easier to be around.”
And just like that, black clouds boil over the horizon, the ocean churns and the sun disappears. “Careful, Hot Mess. It’s not too late for me to change my mind.”
As much as I’d like that to happen, I promised myself I’d take every financial opportunity that came my way.
No matter how outlandish or bizarre. Mind you, I was thinking bizarre might be something along the lines of professional pet food taster or water slide tester, not fake girlfriend to a rich asshole. But here we are.
“I’m sorry. Those are inside thoughts,” I say, tapping the side of my skull. “They won’t make their way outside again. When is this birthday party?”
Nathan’s smile reappears, but there’s no sunshine in sight. This is one that belongs to a villain.
He makes a show of checking his watch, then sits back, looking…mildly concerned?
No.
No way. That’s giving him too much credit. The Prince of Darkness wouldn’t look concerned. Why would he, when he always gets his way?
That look right there is smugness.
“Well Hot Mess, I kinda hate to say it, but we’ve got roughly four hours. Party’s tonight.”
“Four hours?!” My jaw drops. “You want me to pretend to be the kind of date you bring to a family gathering and all we have is four hours to prepare? Are you insane?”
Nathan sits back, arms crossed over his chest, looking at me like I’m a money hungry bottom feeder. “In my defense, I didn’t expect you to agree so fast. I thought I’d have to dangle money in front of you for a couple days at least, but you just snapped it right up, didn’t you?”
Tutting in disappointment, I tuck a strand of hair behind my ear. “I hate to break it to you, but some of us have to accept creepy financial offers to afford our boring, Honda-filled lives.”
A slow smile warms Nathan’s face. “After this conversation, I’ve realized ‘boring’ is the wrong word to describe you.”
“Yeah?” I lift my chin. “How would you describe me?” I brace for a barrage of insults. Chaotic. Frenzied. Master of Disaster. Coming from him, it could be anything.
But Nathan is as unpredictable as ever.
“You’re fascinating,” he replies, surprising us both.
There’s an undercurrent to the admission, one that threatens to pull me in, pull me close, pull me under. I break eye contact and switch to safer ground. Facts. Data. Not whatever the hell that was.
“I’ll call my assistant and have him clear my schedule,” I say with a resolved sigh. “We’ll spend the rest of the afternoon learning to pretend we like each other.”
“That’s gonna take more than one afternoon,” Nathan murmurs, then checks his phone. His brows furrow as he reads a text, then shakes his head, laughing humorlessly. “Shit.”
“Everything okay?”
“I have to go.” He pulls his napkin out of his lap and places it on the table.
“You have to what?” Shock raises my voice an octave or two. The businessmen at the table next to us look sorry for Nathan. How is everyone at this restaurant misjudging our situation?
“The timing isn’t ideal but…” Nathan smiles gently as he reads another text. “This is important.” He waves his phone as if that explains everything, then lifts a hip to slide it in his pocket. “I have to take care of it.”
“What could possibly be more important than this?”
“Believe it or not, there are more important things than figuring out the best way to lie to my family.” He stands and pushes in his chair, gripping the back to lean close. “This shouldn’t take long,” he says. “As soon as I’m confident everything’s under control, I’ll give you a call.”
I watch in shock as he turns to leave.
“At least tell me what to wear!” I call out and he pauses long enough to toss me a pained look over his shoulder.
“Come on, Hot Mess. It’s not that hard. It’s a birthday party. Look it up on the internet if you have to.”