Chapter 2
Therapy in Session
Eli: Heard you struck out with a cutie pie at the market
Colter: I did not "strike out." I asked for her number
Boone: Did you get it?
Colter: It’s complicated.
Boone: Sounds like she’s a smart woman
Eli: Heard he also chickened out the second he smelled a little girl and ran like one himself
Colter: I did not run
Eli: Bridlewood's finest, ladies and gentlemen
Colter: How do you even know this? It happened like an hour ago and you're not even in this hemisphere
Eli: Boone
Boone: I heard it from Vivi, who heard it from Jo
Colter: Jo wasn't even there
Boone: Jo heard it from Maribelle at Granny’s Grocer and Grain. Maribelle saw the whole thing firsthand. Says you nearly took out the tampon display doing your little gentleman routine. If you needed one that bad you could've just asked Vivi. She keeps a stash
Colter: Dick
Eli: Look at you, going all hormonal
Colter: I hate this family
Boone: Dream Girl's got you rattled already. This might be the best thing to happen to me since Vivi
Colter: She is NOT Dream Girl
Boone: Too late. Logging it in the official record
Eli: Does the official record include the melon comment you keep almost telling us and then not telling us
Colter: There is no melon comment
Eli: Liar
Colter: Going to bed. Some of us have goats to fix tomorrow
Boone: Night, Dream Girl's number one fan
Eli: Dream Girl
Colter: Kindly Fuck Off. Both of you