Chapter 4
Therapy in Session
Colter: My new vet tech started today
Boone: Does she have a pulse and opposable thumbs? That's the bar these days, right?
Colter: She delivered a mini horse in her church clothes on day one and didn't even flinch
Eli: That's actually impressive
Colter: Her name's Sutton. She’s also, uh…
Eli: Also what?
Colter: She's also Dream Girl
Boone: I need you to say that again. And slower
Colter: Tampon aisle girl
Colter: Dream Girl
Colter: New intern
Colter: Are all the same person
Boone: I can’t even *LMAFO emoji*
Colter: Neither can I. I mean, I’ve got to work next to her every day now
Eli: Look at you, all worked up over tampons and placentas
Colter: I’m a grown man
Eli: A grown man who typed "she's also uh…" like a teenager confessing to a crime
Boone: Does this mean you’re going to ask for her number again or chicken out because she has a kid?
Colter: She's my EMPLOYEE
Boone: That's the part you're worried about?
Colter: I'm leaving this chat
Boone: Dream Girl's number one fan, everybody
Colter: I hate both of you
Eli: Still?
Colter: More now actually