Chapter 13
Therapy in Session
Boone: How'd the harem treat you today?
Colter: Don't
Eli: Four women lined up around a fire pit for you and you spent the whole afternoon staring at a pool like it was the last one on earth
Colter: I was being a good host
Boone: To the pool
Colter: To all my guests
Boone: Cheryl said and I quote "He kept looking somewhere else." Those were her exact words to Vivi
Colter: Cheryl talks too much
Boone: Cheryl talks the normal amount, you're just easy to read
Colter: I hate this family
Boone: Heard Dream Girl's car won’t start. She’s inside calling a tow truck.
Eli: Let me guess, you’re going to strap on that cape of yours and come to the rescue. Truck of solitude becomes truck of chivalry real quick when Dream Girl is involved
Colter: …
Colter: …
Eli: He's typing
Boone: He's typing a lot
Colter:
Eli: And he’s gone