Chapter 26
Therapy in session
Boone: So Nan’s "helping out" at the Tipsy Cow tonight
Colter: Helping with what
Boone: Unclear. She borrowed my laptop for two hours and kept saying things like "presentation" and "optics"
Colter: That's not concerning at all
Boone: She also asked me what your best angle is?
Colter: My what!?!
Boone: Your best angle. Like for photos. I told her you don't have one, you're symmetrical in a boring way, and she got mad and said "clearly you've never sold a horse"
Colter: I'm not a horse
Boone: Try telling her that
Eli: This is the funniest thing I've read all week
Colter: You're not helping
Eli: Correct
Colter: Either of you know what she's actually planning
Boone: No idea. Vivi's being cagey too, which means Vivi knows and has been sworn to secrecy under threat of losing wedding planning privileges
Eli: My money's on some kind of public auction situation
Colter: What?
Eli: I'm kidding. Probably
Colter: PROBABLY?
Eli: This is Nan we’re talking about. So good luck though
Boone: Just wanted you to have a heads up. wear something you don't mind being photographed in
Colter: I'm not going
Boone: You're going
Colter: Why would I go into that willingly?
Boone: Because she already told Irma you'd be there tonight and Irma told half the clinic and if you don't show up the story becomes "Colter Callahan stood up his own grandmother" and that's a worse headline than whatever she's actually planning
Colter: I hate this family
Eli: Wear the blue shirt. brings out your eyes for the photos
Colter: I'm blocking both of you
Boone: See you at 8