Chapter 6
Therapy in Session
Colter: So there's a city girl in the kitchen making espresso like she pays rent here
Boone: She does pay rent. That's the problem. Ten grand for thirty days.
Eli: TEN GRAND
Colter: For the bunkhouse? The one with the family of raccoons living in the walls?
Boone: She stayed in the main house. In my room
Eli: In your room. The one I walked into half-naked and got accused of being HER man
Colter: I got accused too. We were both accused. It was a whole thing.
Boone: I wasn't there for that part
Eli: You missed Nan announcing herself like she owns the place, which she does, and then Vivi blurting out "we slept together but our clothes were on" to the entire kitchen
Colter: Unprompted. Nobody asked. She just said it.
Boone: Jesus Christ
Eli: Then Nan decided Vivi's staying in your room and you're getting exiled to the barn loft
Boone: I was there for that part. I agreed to it. Under duress
Colter: Under duress meaning you stared at her for four straight seconds before saying "fine"
Boone: I did not stare
Eli: Nan clocked it too. She told Vivi "isn't he adorable when he's annoyed, he gets that from my Marvis"
Boone: I hate this family
Colter: Ten grand though. Really put this in perspective for me. What's Kayla's Venmo? I have some feelings I'd like to express with cash
Boone: Leave Kayla out of this
Eli: So the barn loft? Cold showers, three chipped mugs, and a bed that's basically a cot. All so a stranger with a rental confirmation can sleep in your sheets.
Boone: She's not a stranger anymore. She helps with chores now too. Rea's rules.
Colter: Chores. Right. Is that what we're calling it?
Boone: I'm leaving this chat