Chapter 16
Therapy in Session
Eli: I don't care
Colter: FORTY SEVEN!
Boone: I was standing right there when it happened. I watched it happen. In real time. It was deeply unsettling
Eli: I wasn't there. Someone catch me up. What did Nan grade it on?
Colter: Charm, honesty, and something she called "marriageability tone"
Eli: There is no privacy where Nan is involved. There has never been privacy. There will never be privacy
Colter: Fair
Eli: Boone, did she ask you too?
Boone: She asked. I declined
Colter: He didn't just decline. He said "Didn't know I needed a dating profile" and walked out like a man running from a burning building
Boone: I stand by it
Eli: You're one bad mood and a beard trim away from being named Dependable Rustic Grumpy But Redeemable Cowboy
Colter: He wouldn’t get a single wink
Boone: I'm not putting myself on the internet like a prize heifer at auction. So it doesn’t matter how many *wink emoji* I’d get or not
Eli: Says the man currently letting a woman with a clipboard run his entire ranch renovation
Boone: That's different
Colter: Is it though?
Boone: Yes
Eli: Cannot wait to watch you eat those words at the Sunflower Spectacular