Chapter 11
REED
The woman shrieking my name is, indeed, a stranger to me.
A young, blonde, high-strung one with a flash drive in her hand.
After shrieking my name, she launches into an elevator pitch about her music, saying all the same things I’ve heard a million times before.
She’s a UCLA music student who saw me at today’s event, she says.
And, surprise, surprise, she’s the next Adele.
“I don’t accept unsolicited submissions,” I say, putting up my palm. “No exceptions. And just a tip, Courtney. Don’t compare yourself to Adele. Nobody is ‘the next Adele.’ You sound like a fucking amateur when you say that. Also—”
“Excuse me,” Georgina says, and off she goes to the other end of the bar.
Fuck.
I’d forgotten Georgina was standing there, watching this entire exchange.
Fuck! From Georgina’s tone and body language, it’s clear she thinks I’m being too harsh with this girl.
But what am I supposed to do? Sit here smiling every time someone ambushes me during a relaxed night with friends?
And more to the point, when I’m hitting on the hot-as-fuck bartender?
If this girl hadn’t bombarded me, I would have had a tantalizing “see you later, Cinderella” moment with Georgina.
I’d have walked away from her on my own terms, leaving her wanting more.
As it is, though, this girl is in my personal space, elevator-pitching me, while Georgina is standing ten feet away, looking upset.
“Enough,” I say sharply to the blonde, cutting off her rambling. “When I told you I don’t accept unsolicited demos a minute ago, that was your cue to fuck off.”
The girl’s mouth hangs open, just as Josh shifts his weight next to me, letting me know he thinks that was too harsh.
But fuck it. What this girl and Josh and Georgina don’t understand—what nobody could understand, unless they’ve walked a mile in my shoes—is that I’m not on this earth to give out participation medals.
I’m here to find and disseminate rare musical greatness, while also living my best life.
And guess what? Pretending to give a shit every time some wannabe ambushes me with a demo isn’t living my goddamned best fucking life!
I’m pissed as hell this blonde torpedoed my “see you later” with Georgina.
And in the process quite possibly outed me to Georgina as the asshole that I am.
But those aren’t the main reasons I just told her to fuck off.
In truth, the far less prickish reason for my behavior is that I’m helping this kid out.
Teaching her something. If she truly wants to make it in music, she’s going to encounter assholes far worse than me.
On a daily basis, she’s going to discover nobody will hold her fucking hand in this business.
Not even if she’s “the next Adele.” Which she’s not.
I glance at Georgina at the far end of the bar, making sure she’s not overhearing anything, and to my relief, she’s busy serving a customer.
“Courtney,” I say, “I’m doing you a favor here by not sugarcoating anything.
Music is a brutal business, filled with savage, endless rejections that are going to crush your soul and disembowel your spirit and make you question your talent on a daily basis.
And, to be perfectly honest, I can already see in your eyes you’re not built to withstand any of that.
Do you honestly think you are? Tell the truth.
Swear on a stack of bibles you’re up for that kind of abuse. ”
It’s a test. If this kid caves, then my instinct about her is right: she’ll never make it in the cruel world of music.
But if she tells me to fuck off, if she says I’m wrong about her, and that she’s going to hustle until her dying breath to prove me wrong, then, hell, maybe I’ve misjudged her.
Maybe, if she pushes back like that, today will be her lucky day and I’ll do something I never do: listen to her stupid fucking demo.
But, nope. Courtney doesn’t push back. In fact, she does exactly what I’m expecting: she crumples, right before my eyes. “Sorry to... ,” she murmurs, before scooping up her flash drive and sprinting away, tears pooling in her eyes.
“Jesus, Reed,” Josh says. “That was a bit much.”
“No, it wasn’t.” I pick up a mystery drink and take a long sip. “An Old Fashioned. Nice.”
“Seriously, man. That was brutal.”
“Yeah, well, tough shit. I can’t go anywhere these days without someone trying to convince me they’re the next Adele, Beyoncé, Laila, or Aloha.
Or, if they’re in a band, then they’re the next Red Card Riot or 22 Goats.
And guess what? They never are. Can I afford to waste five minutes, now and again, pretending to give a shit when someone approaches me with stars in their eyes?
Maybe, though I wouldn’t be happy about it.
But, Josh, this shit happens ten times a day, every day.
Am I supposed to waste a full hour out of every twenty-four on this shit?
I bet even your mother-in-law, the nicest person I know, would tell me I’m well within my rights to shut this kind of shit down. ”
Josh sips a martini. “I strongly doubt my mother-in-law would be okay with you telling a young college student with stars in her eyes to fuck off.”
My stomach clenches. “Okay, well. Maybe that one thing was a bit harsh. Do me a favor and don’t tell your mother-in-law I said that, okay?”
Josh laughs. “Look, I get it. I can’t imagine how annoying it would be to get bombarded like that all the time. I’m just saying there are other ways to say what you did that aren’t going to scar the kid for life.”
“If me telling her to fuck off scars her for life, then she shouldn’t even think of trying to make it in music.”
Josh sighs. “Whatever. Don’t mind me. I fully admit I’ve turned into a huge softie these days.
You should see how Gracie has me wrapped around her little finger.
If Little G cries a single tear, I’m wrecked.
Kat’s gotta play bad cop with her all the time, because I’m too big a pussy to do it.
” He chuckles. “That kid is so damned cute. Same with Jack.”
I take a sip of my drink, and say nothing.
Truthfully, I don’t think I’m that different from Josh.
Tears wreck me, too, but only when they’re shed by someone I love, not a stranger in a bar.
For fuck’s sake, I’ve spent my entire life wiping my mother’s tears, and where is she now?
In Scarsdale, in the finest mental facility money can buy, painting with outrageously expensive paints I’ve imported for her from France. And all of it, to keep her tears away.
And when my baby sister, Violet, got her heart smashed by her teenage love, and her tears wouldn’t stop flowing, what did I do?
Well, right after threatening to kill the bastard who broke her heart, I packed my sister off to the best college money could buy, three thousand miles away from the guy she couldn’t seem to break away from on her own. All to keep her tears away.
And when my housekeeper, Amalia, cried for the first and only time in my presence—when that sweet woman broke down four years ago at my kitchen table and confessed her brother needed surgery and couldn’t afford it and she was terrified of losing him—I not only wound up paying for the brother’s four surgeries, I paid off his apartment lease for two years, too. All to keep sweet Amalia’s tears away.
But some random chick in a bar cries because, waah, waah, the music industry is so hard?
Because she’s got a dream and I’m not rolling out the red carpet for her?
Yeah, well, fuck her. I had a dream, too.
And I mortgaged my soul, heart, blood, sweat, and tears to make my dream happen.
I hustled and scrambled. And, yeah, I lied, too, on occasion, whenever truly necessary.
But, most of all, I never gave up, no matter how many people told me I was crazy.
No matter how many people said making money in music was impossible these days, thanks to streaming and illegal downloading and the new “singles instead of albums” culture.
And now, here I am, laughing at all the naysayers, all the way to the bank.
Suddenly, I’m pinged with the thought of how supportive and awesome Josh and Henn have always been, which, of course, makes me curious about Henn’s whereabouts through all this.
I turn around and spot him at the pool table, happily playing a game of partners pool with three strangers.
It’s so fucking Henn, I can’t help smiling about it.
“Come on,” I say to Josh. “Grab as many of these drinks as you can carry, and let’s shoot some pool. I’m in the mood to kick some ass.”
“Well, you’re not gonna kick mine. I’ve been sinking balls like a pro since we got here.”
“Well, of course, I didn’t mean your ass, dumbass. I meant Henny’s. Come on.”
As I start wrangling glasses off the bar, my gaze finds Georgina’s on the other end of the bar.
Instantly, my blood flash-boils at the way she’s looking at me—like she wants to suck my dick.
I smile, and Georgina looks away, her face blushing crimson.
And, just this fast, I know a certain something about Little Miss Georgina Ricci.
.. I’m not sure how much of my exchange with the blonde Georgina overheard, but I’m pretty sure it was enough for her to realize I’m maybe more of an asshole than she’d previously thought.
.. Which is okay. Because, based on the heated look Georgina just flashed me before looking away, she very much likes assholes.
Oh yeah, based on that scorching hot smolder, Little Miss Sexy-as-Fuck Georgina Ricci likes assholes. .. a whole fucking lot.