Chapter 16

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Sloane Elizabeth’s Mental Voice Memo to Self on Things to Research when You Get Home

Look up if it’s possible to overdose on swooning.

Find out if other women have survived that song being sung to them, or if the objects of said singing are all now melted puddles.

Perhaps they’re being studied in a lab, to better understand the full scope of swoon-itus.

Note: research whether there is any swoonier song in the history of music than “Wonderful Tonight.”

Wait. No need to. There is obviously nothing else that can cause swoon overload like that tune.

And now you’re suffering from it big time, and there’s no cure.

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