Chapter 33
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Sloane Elizabeth’s Notes to Malone
Top Five Things I Like About You
One : You’re a good listener.
Two : Your restaurant-ordering skills are unparalleled.
Three : Your dick.
Four : Your confidence. You knew I was going to mention your cock, didn’t you? How could I not? It’s glorious. It’s big and pretty and perfect.
Four and a half : Your comfort in your own skin. Because even if I didn’t mention your cock, you’d have been fine with that.
Five: Your eyes. They melt me every time you look my way.
Six : The way you make me laugh.
Seven : The way you take things seriously, and then you don’t take things seriously at all.
Eight : How much you love animals.
Nine : Your determination.
Ten : The fact that you have way more than five things to list.
Eleven : And way more than ten too.