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TEAM SEAGULL MEAT
Hugo, Piglet, Miguel, You
Hugo
Just pulled up
There’s nowhere to park
02:56
This bitch is packed
02:56
Piglet did you get the charts
02:57
Miguel
Hospital is slammed. Still time to bail.
02:57
Hugo
Piglet????
03:01
Fuck man WYA??
03:01
Miguel
You should bail.
03:03
Piglet did you get the updated charts?
03:04
Miguel
Where are you guys?
03:04
Hugo
Around the corner
I found a spot
Dante’s putting on the coat
03:05
Miguel
Hospital is totally slammed
03:09
Hugo
At 3 am?
03:09
Miguel
Public hospitals are always like this
03:09
Hugo
Where is that fat fuck?
03:17
Did you get the charts?
03:17
Am I good to go??
03:19
Piglet
03:23
Hugo
FFS!!!!
03:23
You bitch. We’ve been waiting
03:23
Piglet
HAHAHAHA
My bad. Sorry for the holdup
03:23
I was in the bathroom. Just got back to my room
03:24
Hugo
Do you have the charts?
03:24
Miguel
Don’t bother
03:25
Hospital is nuts
03:25
Piglet
System is still updating
03:25
Its slow AF
03:25
Gimme 10 min
03:26
Hugo
Dantes ready to go
03:26
I’m ready
03:30
Going in
03:30
Piglet
No dice
03:37
System crashed
03:37
Classic Brazil
03:37
Hugo
Were fucked
03:38
How are we supposed to find the body without those charts?
03:38
Piglet
Miguel quit being a baby and help Dante
03:39
03:39
Miguel
I’m on call
03:39
I’m totally against this
03:39
Piglet
Help him get a cadaver
03:39
Miguel
I’m not helping you, this is insane
03:43
Piglet
03:43
Miguel
Just bail guys
03:44
Shit’s going to hit the fan
03:44
Hugo
We can’t bail now
03:45
He’s inside
03:45
Dante you good?
03:45
Miguel
This isn’t going to work
03:45
Made it past the front desk
03:48
Nobody questioned my badge
03:48
Piglet
OH YEAAAAH!
03:48
Miguel
Dante just walked past me
03:51
Piglet
Blow him a kiss
03:51
Miguel
The chief resident’s going to know he doesn’t work here!!!!
03:51
I’m looking for the ICU
03:59
Where’s the ICU?
03:59
Piglet
FOLLOW THE ARROWS HAHAHAHA
03:59
Miguel
I have to work
03:59
Good luck
03:59
Hugo
Dante did you find the ICU?
04:04
Piglet
MIGUEL
04:05
Help
04:05
Dante find the ICU!
04:05
Miguel
Why don’t you get off your fat ass
04:05
And go help him yourself?
04:05
Piglet
04:07
Hugo
Dante did you find the ICU?
04:10
Miguel
I’m working
04:10
And this asshole keeps sending fucking memes
04:10
Piglet
04:10
Hugo
Jesus can you stop?
04:10
We haven’t heard from Dante in 10 min
04:10
I’m about to pass out its so hot in Bukowski
04:10
Piglet
I’m in da AC baby!
04:11
Smacking on some nuts
04:11
*SNACKING
04:12
Fucking autocorrect
04:12
HAHAHA
04:12
Hugo
Dante?
04:13
Dante u there?
04:13
Say smth!!!!
04:13
Piglet
04:13
Hugo
DANTE!!!
04:17
Piglet
I think shit went sideways
04:17
Miguel
I’m turning off my phone
04:17
You guys won’t stop blowing it up
04:17
Hugo
Go find Dante
04:17
He’s not answering
04:17
Miguel
No
04:17
This place is a fucking maze
04:20
If you don’t help me
04:20
I’m fucked
04:20
Hugo
FML!!!
04:20
Piglet
FMLx100000
04:20
Miguel
IDGAF
04:20
Hugo
Just tell us where the icu is!!!!
04:20
I’ve been going in fucking circles for 20 min
04:21
There are no signs!
04:21
Piglet
This man refuses to help his friend!
04:21
I’m going to get arrested
04:21
CAN SOMEBODY HELP ME
04:21
Miguel
I warned you
04:21
They’re going to find out we’re roommates
04:22
I’m going to tell them you helped
04:22
You can all go fuck yourselves
04:22
Hugo
If he goes down we all do!
04:22
Miguel?
04:23
Miguel????
04:24
Miguel
Dante where r u
04:24
Pediatrics
04:24
Hugo
MIGUEL
04:25
Miguel
You went the wrong way
04:25
ICU is in northwest wing
04:25
Go down to main corridor and turn left
04:25
Then left again
04:25
Trying now
04:26
Miguel
You’ll see the exit
04:26
Go through it. GO HOME!
04:26
Piglet
And skip out on 30K????
04:26
NO FUCKING WAY!
04:26
Hugo
We need that money
04:27
Dante did you find it?
04:27
Dante?
04:28
Miguel
You’re all a bunch of assholes. This is extortion
04:28
Hugo
Dante!?
04:31
Found the ICU
04:33
Miguel
Get out of there!!!!!
04:33
Hugo
HELL YEAH!
04:33
I’m gonna turn on the speaker in 5 min
04:34
How do I get to the morgue from here?
04:34
Miguel
Get out of there!!!
4:34
I’m not telling you how to get to the morgue
04:34
Hugo
Miguel we need that body
04:34
Piglet
Think of all that cash money!
04:34
THAT’S THE WHOLE REASON WE’RE DOING THIS
TO GET LAID
04:34
*paid
04:34
HAHAHA
04:34
How do I get to the morgue??
04:35
Piglet
Dante’s our friend
04:35
Don’t leave him hanging
04:35
Hugo
Miguel?
04:35
Miguel help me!!!
04:35
Hugo
Miguel???????????
04:37
Miguel
There’s a patient that died a little while ago
04:39
from hypovolemia
04:39
she’s in the hall
04:39
waiting to go to the morgue
04:40
you won’t even need permission
04:40
How do I get to that hallway?
04:40
Miguel
When u walk out of the ICU take a right
04:40
Then a left
04:40
I’m turning on the speakers. OK?
04:40
Hugo
ok
04:40
Miguel
This is fucking nuts
04:40
You’re all insane
04:40
Piglet
OK
04:40
Miguel
I’m so fucking pissed
04:40
You’re all pieces of shit
04:40
I should call the cops
04:40
Hugo
Calm down man
04:40
Did he turn on the speaker?
04:40
Miguel
Yeah
04:41
It’s loud as fuck in here
04:41
People are getting down on the ground
04:41
They think it’s a shootout
04:41
Piglet
LETS FUCKING GO
04:41
Hugo
Dante
04:42
Hello?
04:43
Did you get it?
04:43
Piglet
Dante?
04:43
Hugo
Is the speaker still on?
04:45
Miguel
They just found it and turned it off
04:45
Piglet
U in the clear?
04:45
Hugo
Dante
04:47
Did you get the body?
04:47
Dante????
04:48
Miguel
We’re going to get arrested because of you
04:48
FUCK
04:48
Hugo
I can see him coming out now
04:51
With a body in a wheelchair
04:51
I think he did it?
04:51
I’ll let you know
04:51
Piglet
04:51
All good
04:53
That was INSANE!!!!
04:53
Hugo
Body’s in the car
04:55
Heading home
04:55
Piglet
Hurry up
04:55
I’m gonna eat some food. Getting horny.
04:55
*HUNGRY
04:55