Kings of the Court
Carter
Yo, what are y’all bringing for the plane tomorrow?
Moore
Dude, what are you talking about?
Carter
Snacks, games, art supplies, stuff to do…
Jordan
Art supplies?
Williams
Are you a toddler?
Carter
…
It’s a long flight to California. I’m gonna get so bored.
Jordan
Sounds like a YOU problem
Williams
What he said
Moore
I mean, I want snacks.
Carter
Thank you, Moore. I’m not gonna starve either.
Moore
What you got to snack on, dude?
Carter
Pop-Tarts, Lunchables, Sour Patch Kids. Want me to hook you up?
Williams
Lunchables? You are a child. How can you eat that junk?
Carter
Let’s not talk about my junk, Williams. I don’t want to make anyone feel bad.
Jordan
Ok. That is enough…
Carter
Y’all are all jealous of my snacks. You’ll be bored, and I'll be eating and playing Go Fish with Rea.
Riggs
I will not be a part of this. Also, you will not be sitting anywhere near Reagan.
Carter
Are you finally going to claim her?
Jordan
Keep your Uncrustables to yourself. And that is my sister, you idiot. She is not to be claimed.
Riggs
Keep talking, Carter, and you’ll get punched.
Carter
I’d like to see you try, Hart. And Mills, don’t insult me. Lunchables are far more sophisticated than a PB&J.
Jordan
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Williams has left the group chat.
Carter
No snacks for Williams, then.