Championship Squad
Moore
Carter, man, I’m not even mad about the name change. Champs will always feel right.
Jordan
Ditto
Riggs
Same, dude. Never gonna get old.
Carter
Finally, some appreciation for all I do.
Jordan
Don’t ruin it, man.
Carter
Everything I touch turns to gold…
Jordan
…
Moore
Is that why you can’t get a second date with a girl? They turn to gold? Or is it some other magic touch that makes them run away from you so quickly?
Riggs
Jordan
Bet.
Carter
That is not true. I have to be free to give all the ladies a turn with the Carter.
Moore
Did you just refer to yourself in the third person?
Riggs
He definitely did …
Williams
Yo, that’s not what you said about that mystery girl two nights ago.
Moore
What girl?
Jordan
What girl?
Riggs
Who?
Carter
That was nothing. What about you, Hart? Have you and Rea made it official yet?
Riggs
It’s none of your business, Carter. But yes. And tell everyone so all these morons stay away from her.
Jordan
No more talking about Reagan on these chats. I want to know absolutely nothing about what she and Hart do together. I’m going to be sick…
Carter
Don’t worry, man, I’ll create a group chat without you so he can give us the dirty details.
Riggs
That’ll be a no from me
Williams
How about you share your mystery girl's dirty details? You always want to call us out. It’s your turn, Carter…
Carter
Williams, you have never talked this much in group chat. EVER. What is wrong with you?
Besides, you’re the one who hasn’t been seen since he took a pretty little dance team captain home after the parade…
Moore
Wait, Lindsey? Williams…you finally get with her?
Williams has left the group chat.
Riggs
Carter, don’t think you’re off the hook just because Williams has a girl.
Carter has left the group chat
Moore
Looks like things are about to get interesting …
Jordan
And a whole lot quieter.
Riggs