Chapter 5 The Beer Bottle
Qin Xiao put on a windbreaker to cover his butt, hunched over, and went out.
I drove. Yang Fen sat in the passenger seat.
Qin Xiao could only lie on the back seat with his butt stuck up.
While I drove, I held in a laugh and stared at him.
We reached the hospital entrance.
Yang Fen grabbed a nurse's hand and shouted.
"Help! My son accidentally sat on a beer bottle. Hurry and get it out."
The moment the people around heard that, everyone looked at us.
The nurse's face shifted a little. Then she calmed down.
She took him straight to Director Wang in the Proctology Department.
The moment we entered the director's office, Yang Fen lifted Qin Xiao's windbreaker and said in a panic.
"Doctor, hurry and take it out for my son. My son is about to die of pain!"
Director Wang looked about thirty or forty, and he seemed refined.
He glanced at Qin Xiao and asked coldly.
"A boyfriend stuffed it in?"
Qin Xiao flushed to the base of his neck. He lowered his head and said nothing.
Yang Fen patted Director Wang on the shoulder and said with a smile.
"You Proctology Department doctors really know how to joke. My son just got married. His wife is standing at the door. Where would a boyfriend come from."
Only then did Director Wang notice me at the door.
He stared at me for a few seconds in a way that seemed loaded, then spoke to us.
"Family, all of you go out. I am taking it out now."
I hurried out. Pulling a bottle out of someone's guts was more than my heart could take.
But Yang Fen did not want to leave. She asked quietly.
"Doctor... can I stay beside you and watch so I can learn?"
Fuck. This old thing really wanted to watch that.
Director Wang glared at her and mocked her.
"If you are not afraid of shit spraying all over your face, come and watch."
Only then did Yang Fen back out.
After the beer bottle was out, Director Wang gave his instructions.
"It is only a little inflamed. Go back, apply some medicine, and it will be fine. Be more careful from now on."
Qin Xiao covered his butt and nodded.