The Wrong Holidate

National Chocolate Covered Anything Day

DECEMBER 16TH

Ben

Is this what I think it is?

Lainey

What do you think it is?

Ben

Chocolate-covered nipples.

Lainey

It’s what you think it is.

Happy !

One guess on whose nipples they are. *devil emoji*

Ben

Lainey, you’re killing me.

Lainey

Go ahead and give them a lick.

Ben

Fuck.

Lainey

After that, bite them nice and hard. They love that.

Ben

Jesus. This is torture.

Lainey

It’s not torture. It’s courting.

Ben

You court so dirty. And I like it.