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Parker: Just a heads-up, but Tee’s Butch Cassidy is going no contact
Zee: You’re about four hours too late with that warning
Parker: Sorry. It was nuts around here. My bad
Zee: I read his Dear John. It was weird.
Parker: I heard it. Four times. Then she took a picture for me and forced me to read it back to her
Zee: Your sacrifice is appreciated
Parker: SHE MADE ME ACT IT OUT, ZEE
Parker: Then all hell broke loose on the Sinners’ compound
Parker: Samael went missing.
Zee: Nyx’s kid?
Parker: Yup. Toddled off and fell asleep in the shop. Scared everyone shitless. Think Nyx lost three years of his life. Sammy’s jealous of the new baby. Used to having all the attention.
Parker: But, hey, they’re the ones who named him after a demon so they have to deal with the aftermath.
Parker: How’s our girl doing?
Zee: She’s all right. Got drunk. May have flirted with one of Colt’s brothers. Will regret that in the morning, but she’s safe.
Zee: Hey, I’m thinking of asking her to move back to Pigeon Creek.
Parker: ‘Bout time
Parker: There’s no Beavis without the Butthead, babe
Zee: Think she’ll say yes? Her work is in the city.
Parker: She hates her work lol. You can’t seriously think she won’t come back. You have no idea what she’s been like. I’ve gotten the whole magnum opus while you were away because she didn’t want to stress you out
Parker: I’m thinking about taking Valium, Zee.
Parker: I only stayed up here for her benefit.
Parker: For MY mental health, please drag her back to Canada?
Zee: She’s not that bad lol
Parker: I’d prefer to corral Nyx’s mini demons in the future
Zee: LOL
Zee: Now who’s being melodramatic?
Parker: It rubs off on a girl
Zee: Only because Sweet Lips is in Coshocton and he can’t do it for you…
Zee: *smirks*
Parker: You think you’re so clever
Zee: I do
Zee: Seriously though, I appreciate you sticking around for her. At least she hasn’t been totally alone. 3
Parker: It’s fine. We have that massive case going on so it’s all hands on deck anyway. Plus, Sweet Lips is a massive distraction.
Zee: He is?
Parker: You’ve seen his face. How can I resist sitting on it? A girl has to work.
Zee: LMAO
Parker: I miss him though. Sigh. No one tells you that love can hurt in a good way.
Zee: No, they don’t. 3
Parker: So hurry up and ask her lol. I’m ready to go home.
Zee: Will do!
Zee: Oops, I GTG
Zee: Chaos of our own, but ranch-style
Parker: You lost one of the sheep?
Zee: Sheep? You think we ranch sheep? LMAO
Parker: Someone has to
Zee: You’re not wrong…
Parker: But you don’t ranch sheep?
Zee: Cattle. And horses. One’s going into labor. She’s an old lady and Colt’s stallion broke into her stall and managed to put a bun in her oven. He’s scared she won’t make it through and thinks it’s his fault
Parker: So, what you’re telling me is that Colt’s horse is into non-con?
Zee: If you ever decide to leave your safe spaces and come visit us, I’ll intro you to Cole. He’s into romance too. In a big way.
Parker: You made him ten times hotter and I was already in love with his pink pants and skating skills.
Zee: *snorts* He didn’t wear them today
Parker: I can’t wait for tomorrow night’s game. The Stars are going to bust some balls. I’m surprised he managed to take any time off
Zee: Think it’s because he’s friendly with his GM and he’s cutting it close. He’ll attend Callan and the triplets’ graduation, then he and his fiancée are outta here.
Parker: You had a BBQ with Cole Korhonen…
Parker: *swoons*
Zee: ;)
Zee: We also had a showdown, got interrupted by the cops, and there was an arrest…
Parker: WHAT?
Zee: TTYL
Parker: You can’t leave me hanging like this!!!!!!
Zee: Sure I can. ;)