From the Neighborly App
Subject: Question
SlimShabby
What kinds of things should NOT go into the garbage disposal?
Vanz
Oh, boy.
Bob1
It’s meant for the kind of food waste that comes from regular meals. Like, when you’re washing up after supper, the crumbs and extra bits of food might go in there.
SlimShabby
Oh okay. I guess that makes sense now.
1BigBass
Why do you ask?
Vanz
I’m not sure that’s the kind of question YOU should be asking…
SlimShabby
I just wasn’t sure what its exact purpose was.
Chels
Um … what did you THINK its purpose was?
SlimShabby
I thought it might be used as a blender.
BobToo
Like … to make smoothies?
SlimShabby
Or margaritas.
SlimShabby
I also thought perhaps it could be used as a shredder.
BagelBytes
Wait, so did you actually TRY to use it as a blender? Or a shredder?
MegaB
EWWWWWWW did you try to make a smoothie in your SINK?!?!?!
TheRealBob
Or put your credit card statement in there?
SlimShabby
Maybe both.
Vanz
How’d that work out for you? LOL
SlimShabby
I got the impression that maybe it wasn’t for either of those things.
Vanz
You THINK?
Chels
Wow. This is just … wow.
Bob1
I guess it’s a good thing you asked? Now you know.
BobToo
And knowing is half the battle.
MegaB
Half of WHAT battle?
Bob1
Don’t worry about it, Gen Z. Or just google G.I. Joe.
SlimShabby
Does anyone have the number for a reputable plumber?