From the Neighborly App

Subject: Question

SlimShabby

What kinds of things should NOT go into the garbage disposal?

Vanz

Oh, boy.

Bob1

It’s meant for the kind of food waste that comes from regular meals. Like, when you’re washing up after supper, the crumbs and extra bits of food might go in there.

SlimShabby

Oh okay. I guess that makes sense now.

1BigBass

Why do you ask?

Vanz

I’m not sure that’s the kind of question YOU should be asking…

SlimShabby

I just wasn’t sure what its exact purpose was.

Chels

Um … what did you THINK its purpose was?

SlimShabby

I thought it might be used as a blender.

BobToo

Like … to make smoothies?

SlimShabby

Or margaritas.

SlimShabby

I also thought perhaps it could be used as a shredder.

BagelBytes

Wait, so did you actually TRY to use it as a blender? Or a shredder?

MegaB

EWWWWWWW did you try to make a smoothie in your SINK?!?!?!

TheRealBob

Or put your credit card statement in there?

SlimShabby

Maybe both.

Vanz

How’d that work out for you? LOL

SlimShabby

I got the impression that maybe it wasn’t for either of those things.

Vanz

You THINK?

Chels

Wow. This is just … wow.

Bob1

I guess it’s a good thing you asked? Now you know.

BobToo

And knowing is half the battle.

MegaB

Half of WHAT battle?

Bob1

Don’t worry about it, Gen Z. Or just google G.I. Joe.

SlimShabby

Does anyone have the number for a reputable plumber?

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