From the Neighborly App

Subject: Tank = Taken

Ladies and gentlemen, Tank Graham has himself a ladyfriend!

BagelBytes

Could we please NOT refer to women in derogatory terms?

Chels

Speak for yourself. What’s wrong with ladyfriend?

LindyLouWho

The real problem is that there needs to be a space: lady [space] friend. Lady friend.

MegaB

Noooooooooooo the last remaining single Graham!

GrahamFan

If there’s no ring, there’s still time. Same with Collin.

BobToo

We’ve been over this. Multiple times. Tank is too old for you.

The_Real_Shell-E

Stay out of it, geezer.

JB

Billy Waters for mayor!

Vanz

Not again with this. I come here to ESCAPE politics.

WayneNGarthBrooks

Technically, he’s just saying which candidate he supports, not speaking on the issues. I’d call it political lite, at best.

MegaB

Who was Tank with? That’s the real question.

Chels

I heard it was the baker. Daisy?

BobToo

Her name is ROSE. She made the cake for James and Winnie’s wedding.

FanGirl12

That wedding was so tacky. They had a cat dressed up. Ew.

Danielle_L

Don’t start with the cat hate! It hurts Possum Boots’s feelings.

FanGirl12

Your cat has about as much feeling as it has hair. Which is NONE.

MegaB

Awwww I love cats! Do you think Tank likes cats? Or Collin?

1BigBass

Honey, they’re off the market. Get it through your skull.

BagelBytes

For the record, “honey” is another term that should really be retired.

JB

BILLY WATERS FOR MAYOR!

Vanz

STOP WITH THE POLITICAL POSTS

Neighborly Mod

Please see Community Guidelines if you have any questions about acceptable behavior in the app. Y’all are getting too feisty. Go touch some grass. Please remember to be kind and above all, Neighborly!

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