From the Neighborly App
Subject: Tank = Taken
Ladies and gentlemen, Tank Graham has himself a ladyfriend!
BagelBytes
Could we please NOT refer to women in derogatory terms?
Chels
Speak for yourself. What’s wrong with ladyfriend?
LindyLouWho
The real problem is that there needs to be a space: lady [space] friend. Lady friend.
MegaB
Noooooooooooo the last remaining single Graham!
GrahamFan
If there’s no ring, there’s still time. Same with Collin.
BobToo
We’ve been over this. Multiple times. Tank is too old for you.
The_Real_Shell-E
Stay out of it, geezer.
JB
Billy Waters for mayor!
Vanz
Not again with this. I come here to ESCAPE politics.
WayneNGarthBrooks
Technically, he’s just saying which candidate he supports, not speaking on the issues. I’d call it political lite, at best.
MegaB
Who was Tank with? That’s the real question.
Chels
I heard it was the baker. Daisy?
BobToo
Her name is ROSE. She made the cake for James and Winnie’s wedding.
FanGirl12
That wedding was so tacky. They had a cat dressed up. Ew.
Danielle_L
Don’t start with the cat hate! It hurts Possum Boots’s feelings.
FanGirl12
Your cat has about as much feeling as it has hair. Which is NONE.
MegaB
Awwww I love cats! Do you think Tank likes cats? Or Collin?
1BigBass
Honey, they’re off the market. Get it through your skull.
BagelBytes
For the record, “honey” is another term that should really be retired.
JB
BILLY WATERS FOR MAYOR!
Vanz
STOP WITH THE POLITICAL POSTS
Neighborly Mod
Please see Community Guidelines if you have any questions about acceptable behavior in the app. Y’all are getting too feisty. Go touch some grass. Please remember to be kind and above all, Neighborly!
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