27. Initial Husbandry Routine Plans

INITIAL HUSBANDRY ROUTINE PLANS

Upon confirmation of seemingly viable embryo via custom-built candler, further preparations were made for hatching, namely on the side of NUTRITION and HOUSING.

NUTRITION

Meat substitutes ordered from MagiZoopreme consisted of mule deer (Odocileus hemionus), bobcat (Felis rufus), hobcat (Felis goblinus), mountain lion (Puma concolor), peninsular bighorn sheep (Ovis canadensis cremnobates), valley quail (Callipepla californica), lesser meadowphoenix (Avisignis insignificans), channel catfish (Ictaclurus punctatus), and bald eagle (Haliaeetus leucocephalus)

Initial diet approved by the Otherfolk Ethics Review Committee at University of Sylvania Imperial (Cock) School of Magizoological and Veterinary Studies. Approval granted to adjust diet as needed, based on V-2’s appetite and development upon successful hatching.

HOUSING

Attempts were made to find owl-bear nests in surrounding areas, with no success.

Due to lack of information on owl-bear nest construction, a decision was made to look at nests from species of comparable size and physiology, including the silver dragon (Draconis Georgicus) and Eurasian sphinx (Sphinx sphinx).

A circular nest three meters across was constructed using primarily fallen branches from surrounding area, as would presumably be opportunistically gathered by nesting local owl-bear.

Supplementary nesting materials include mosses, leaves, and grasses (FIG.

A) Once hatched, V-2 will be transferred from incubator into the nest.

*** ATTN: B: YOU NEED TO GO THROUGH AND ADD THE SPECIES OF TREE, LEAVES, MOSSES, ETC YOU UTILIZED FOR THE BUILD AND ADD THEIR SCIENTIFIC NAMES. I’M NOT DOING IT FOR YOU. - H***

I thought you wanted to do it for me?

***ATTN: B: OBVIOUSLY I DO, I SAID I WANTED TO, BUT THAT I’M NOT GOING TO, BECAUSE YOU SHOULD GET IN PRACTICE OF BEING SPECIFIC WITH FLORA AS WELL AS FAUNA.

IT’S LIKE THEY SAY, GIVE A MAN A FISH AND HE’LL BE ABLE TO TAKE MEASUREMENTS OF THE FISH IN THAT MOMENT, TEACH A MAN PROTOCOLS FOR PRESERVATION OF ENTIRE ECOSYSTEM IN WHICH FISH PROPOGATE, MAN HAS BETTER CHANCE OF ULTIMATELY PRESERVING FISH SPECIES FROM A LONG-TERM PERSPECTIVE.

ALSO PLEASE REMEMBER TO PUT ANY NOTES WE DON’T WANT IN THE FINAL REPORT IN ALL CAPS SO WE SEE THEM EASILY, AND IF IT’S SOMETHING YOU WANT ME TO RESPOND TO, PLEASE PUT ***ATTN: H: AT THE BEGINNING AND *** AT THE END – H***

But you check the notes constantly so if you see that there’s been new text added it’s obviously going to have been added by me because I’m the only Person on the project who isn’t you, and it would obviously be addressed to you, because you’re the only Person on the project who isn’t me?

***ATTN: B: IT WOULD HAVE TAKEN SIGNIFICANTLY LESS TIME FOR YOU TO BEGIN YOUR NEXT MESSAGE WITH “*** ATTEN: H:*** THAN TO TYPE OUT THE REASONS YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE TO.

“*** ATTEN: H:*** is 16 characters. Your message was about why you should avoid typing out 16 characters was 289 characters.

Please rethink your life choices. - H***

****ATTN: H: kk - B***

For climate control, post-incubator nest was equipped with a solar-powered heating pad in the lining, as well as a heater placed inside a life-size adult female owl-bear replica plush doll (FIG.

B) which will sit in the nest alongside the hatchling.

The plush doll is designed to match the owl-bear suit (FIG.

C) being utilized by scientists to interact directly with V-2 while limiting desensitization to People.

Hopefully if owl-bears do indeed form an imprinting bond, imprinting on the suit will carry over to the near-identical plush replica, which will then provide a sense of safety and security to cub-chick while in nest.

Functional owl-bear suit and matching dummy custom created by artisan SexXxyFurSuits4U

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