Two Exes, One Owl-Bear

47. DATE 3/12/29

Scientist A would like to make it clear that gloating about your extracurriculars from high school is embarrassing for the Person doing the gloating

Scientist B would like it on record that Scientist A had no extracurriculars in high school, outside of a very brief stint on student council, so is likely jealous of Scientist B.

Scientist A threw a shoe at Scientist B.

Scientist B caught it. (Because he was an athlete in high school)

Please, please, PLEASE don’t let us forget to delete all of this (you fucking has-been).