Bradshaw Family Group Chat
Trevor
Come to my house now.
Tobias
Who the fuck are you talking to?
Trevor
Everyone.
Tucker
Are you being serious? Because you’ve never invited us all to your house. You know Birdie’s going to be coming with me, right? And she’s got a popsicle I’m not taking from her.
Trevor
I don’t have time for a whole fucking discussion about this. Get your asses moving.
Mom
I’m halfway there. SYS
Mariah
Is everything okay? Are you hurt? Should I send a first-aid kit with Titus?
Trevor
Someone’s breaking into Maren’s house. The cops are on their way, but I need all fucking hands on deck.
Now that I’m thinking about it, just go to her house. I’ll send the address.
Brooke
Ohhhhhhhhhh. I’ll have Toby bring his truck.
Tucker
I’ll drive mine too.
Mom
Your dad’s calling U-Haul. brT.
Walker
Why the fuck is everyone talking about trucks?
Tucker
You’ll find out. Cause I’m pretty sure this means you’re the only one left who doesn’t know.
Trevor
I’m loading Maren and Zara up into the van now. We’ll see you when you get there.
Brooke
She’s at your house now? With Zara?????
Mariah
Oh, shit.
Ruth
I’ll bring my extra boxes, packing tape, and Sharpies.
Brooke
Someone better bring bleach and towels, because I think there’s going to be bloodshed when Maren realizes what’s happening.
Mariah
Can you record it for me so I don’t miss out on the fun?