Girl Gang Group Chat
Mariah
Brooke was telling me about the new girl working in the warehouse, and I was thinking maybe we should invite her to girls’ night tomorrow.
Ruth
Lindsey. She seems nice. Perky, but nice.
Brooke
She’s new to town, so she would probably love the invite.
Maren
Are we having it at Brooke’s house?
Ruth
Technically, I think it’s my turn to host. But maybe we should all show up on Trevor’s doorstep and take it over.
Mariah
He would shit his pants. That guy is so weird about his house.
Maren
You might change your mind when you see the current state of his house.
Brooke
Now I’m curious, so we’re definitely coming to your place, Maren.
Maren
It’s not my place.
Mariah
What should I bring? Ohh! Maybe we could have a taco bar and margs.
Brooke
That sounds amazing. I’ll bring the margaritas.
Ruth
I’ll message Lindsey with the address and time. I won’t assign her to bring anything since it’s her first girls’ night, but I’ll make rice and beans.
Mariah
I can bring the taco fixins.
Maren
I’m guessing I’m still assigned dessert?
Mariah
Listen… If you didn’t want to always have to bring the sweet and salty bars, you shouldn’t have made them the equivalent of crack.
Maren
You know I can make other things that are just as good, right? And you guys JUST had them last night.
Mariah
It’s been too long. I barely remember what they taste like anymore.
Ruth
What if you make something new?
And the crack bars so Mariah doesn’t have a meltdown.
Maren
Fine.
Mariah
Yay! I’ll see everyone tomorrow at Maren’s house!
Maren
It’s not my house.
Ruth
Sure.
Brooke
We believe you.
Mariah
Lol.