Velveteen vs. The Consequences of Her Actions
VELVETEEN vs. Hypothermia
The door that opened in the fabric of reality had no foundation, no wall to hold it in place or justify its existence: it simply was, a twisted thing of knotted paper roses that dripped with black type and red ink.
Here and there, someone had crossed out a line of text, and slashes of whiteout ran across the entire thing, marring and warping the words that remained.
Anyone who chanced to look through the door would have seen absolutely nothing, a blackness so deep and so complete that it allowed for no thoughts of anything existing, ever again.
Fortunately for the sanity of that theoretical onlooker, no one was there; no one looked through the door; no one saw.
The air blowing across the door’s face grew cold, and smelled of blood.
The door swung open, hanging in its frame of braided paper brambles like a love letter to the dead.
There was a long pause, as if the world held its breath, and then the body of a woman was shoved out of the nothing to collapse to the rapidly dying grass like a sack of so much wet cement.
She was brown of skin and hair, too thin, like she had run very far without eating or drinking.
The wind seemed, for just a moment, to be trying to carry her away, and succeeded only in ruffling the torn fabric of her uniform.
It had been a brown leotard once, before being faded and stained by whatever trials she had been through.
A tattered rabbit ear still clung to her headband, stubborn to the last.
Had our theoretical onlooker been less theory and more fact, they could not have been blamed for mistaking the woman on the grass for a corpse.
She did not move as the door swung shut behind her, slamming into its frame with a sound like a thousand mirrors being broken.
She did not stir as the wind gathered speed and the door dissolved into so much confetti, blowing away into nothingness.
She did not react as the night grew deep and still around her, and the hours slipped by, and the grass beneath her finished dying.
Velma Martinez—better known by some as “Velveteen,” superheroine to the city of Portland, Oregon, architect of the downfall of The Super Patriots, Inc.—had come home.
But ah; we are getting ahead of ourselves.
That is the difficulty, once holidays become involved.
They want everything to be a fairy tale, and nothing to be true.
Perhaps this would not hurt so much, except that they remember the meaning of fairy tales, before we sanded off their edges and called them suitable for children.
The holidays remember how to bleed.
So much as it hurts, we must leave the body in the grass, alone and unattended, with no one to confirm whether she will live or whether she has already died. For all things must begin at their beginnings, and the beginning of this tale is far, far behind us…
* * *
Three years ago…
The doorway leading into Winter stood unsupported in the middle of the small green garden belonging to the superheroine known as “the Princess.” Velveteen stood in front of it, studying it for a few precious seconds.
It was made of braided candy canes and silver tinsel; through it she could see the rolling, snow-covered hills that formed the vista outside of Santa’s Village, dotted here and there with the proud sentinel spires of evergreen trees.
The village itself would be just past that rise, she knew, and there would be hot cocoa waiting for her when she got there.
All these things were normal, for a certain, very strange definition of the word.
But once she stepped through the door, she wouldn’t be able to come back.
Not for a while: maybe not ever. The holidays would do whatever they felt they had to in order to convince her to stay, and while Velveteen trusted Santa to keep his word, she wasn’t so sure about the others.
These breaths might be the last ones she ever took as a free woman.
She had promised. She had taken the gifts that the holidays were willing to offer her, and she had always known that they weren’t free; she’d always known that she would have to pay for them, in the end.
Velveteen took a deep breath, resisted the urge to cross herself, and stepped through the doorway into Winter.
* * *
The Seasonal Lands have always existed. They may even, some suggest, predate humanity: after all, the sun moved even before there were humans to watch it go.
Water froze, leaves fell, flowers bloomed, and fruit ripened on the vine.
Adding people to the mix only meant that those things were observed, remarked upon, and—in time—turned into myths and legend.
Perhaps it was not always Persephone who brought the spring; her name and face may well have been human inventions, meant to explain the seemingly unexplainable.
But the spring always happened, all the same.
Even those who theorize about the history and origins of the Seasonal Lands agree that humans have shaped the holidays.
For proof, we need look no further than Santa Claus himself, that jolly old soul with his white beard and twinkling eyes, a true credit to the marketing genius who first designed him.
He had looked very different, in the past, and might yet look different in the future.
The power he had was rooted in the strength of the season, but it was shaped by the belief of the humans he so willingly served.
The Snow Queen, who drew more purely upon the cold and dark of the natural world, was both less protean and less powerful.
She remained her own self, unchanged by what people thought of her, and the price she paid was a narrowing of focus, a reduction of potential.
She would never shake the world into winter, but neither would she be bound to come when children called her name.
All the holidays are like that, crewed by spirits both human and not, both bound to their personifications and struggling to be free of them.
The Spirits of the Season are individuals, as mercurial and mulish as any superhero, and sometimes, historically, they have chosen to step down from their posts, turn away from their duties, and move on with their lives.
Because of this, the Seasonal Lands have been known to recruit replacements from the human world, claiming people who are in some way connected to the holidays and keeping them in reserve against the time when a new spirit must be formed.
No one knows quite how Spirits of the Season are made. Only that the people claimed by the Seasonal Lands very rarely make it home, and that when they do, they are never the same again.
* * *
Normally, stepping into Winter was like coming home.
Normally, the snow was warm and smelled like peppermint, and the transition would convert any visitor’s clothing into something more appropriate for both the weather and the local theme.
Not this time. Velveteen stepped through the doorway and into a snowdrift that reached all the way to her thighs, instantly chilling her to the bone.
She shrieked with shock and indignation, and shrieked again as a cascade of snow fell on her from above.
“WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK!” she yelled. The snow did not respond.
Frustrated and freezing, Velveteen forced her legs—which were growing rapidly numb, conjuring worrisome thoughts of frostbite—to turn the rest of her around, intending to dive right back through the doorway and into the safe green warmth of the Princess’s garden.
The doorway, naturally, was gone.
Velveteen stared at the place where it had been for almost a full minute, too cold to make herself react at a reasonable pace. Finally, she opened her rapidly bluing lips and uttered the only words she could think of that would suit the situation: “Oh, you have got to be kidding me.”
As the doorway did not reappear, she was forced to admit that it was not, in fact, kidding her. She was alone in the middle of what felt like a blizzard. No one from Winter was appearing to get her out of the snow before she froze to death. And she could no longer feel her toes.
“I hate you all,” Velveteen muttered, and began slogging forward, first toward and then past the place where the doorway had been (and now wasn’t).
Every step sent more snow cascading down the front of her costume, and the cold was continuing to creep up her legs, turning them more and more unresponsive.
She wasn’t dressed for this sort of weather.
No one was dressed for this sort of weather, except for maybe bears.
Velveteen put her head down, raising one arm to shield her eyes against the cold, and slogged on.
* * *
“This isn’t fair,” protested Jackie, her eyes remaining glued on the surface of her mother’s magic mirror. The image of Velveteen fighting through the snow was crystal clear, and made Jackie’s heart hurt more than any blade of ice ever could. “No one told her. No one warned her.”
“No one warned me either,” said the Snow Queen calmly.
She moved her hand, and a flurry of snowflakes fell across the mirror’s face, matched by a sudden gust of wind in the image that blew more snow into Velveteen’s face.
The heroine staggered, nearly fell, and soldiered on.
“I had to find my way to the Aurora on my own, with none to aid me. So did your father. So did the Snow Queen before me, and the Jack Frost before him. We have raised you to be too soft, my daughter. You do not understand the price of staying cold.”