Team Chat #1
Berger
LIVE from the Cup schedule: rule four says “no submersion in any body of water, natural or artificial.” they made this rule because of somebody. somebody made them write this down
Thompson
it was murray’s kids and everyone knows it was murray’s kids
Murray
that was PARADE WEEK and we have apologized as a family
Berger
what was in it murray?
Murray
we have apologized as a family
Thompson
cereal. it was cereal
Marchetti
it was not cereal. cereal doesn’t get you a league memo
Berger
A LEAGUE MEMO?
Baz
was it jambalaya. i need to know if the cup can handle jambalaya
Murray
again, we have apologized as a family
Kowalski
gravy
Berger
murray?
MURRAY?
Thompson
he’s typing
he stopped
Baz
respect. the man knows how to hold a secret
important question. rule six says “food contact requires approval.” who approves. who is the approver. i have PLANS
Avi
The keeper approves
Baz
then i need the keeper’s number, his coffee order, and his birthday
update. his name is Harold. twenty-two years of cup days. black coffee, no sugar. he has seen things, cher. you can tell by the gloves
Thompson
how did you get all that?
Baz
i asked. people forget you can ask
Marchetti
follow-up. rule eleven says no “unattended public display.” if the cup attends a party as a GUEST is that a display
Thompson
define guest
Marchetti
it has a chair. it has a plate. it is a guest
Jensen
it can’t eat
Marchetti
the plate is symbolic
Thompson
harold says guests sign the book
Marchetti
THERE’S A BOOK?
Thompson
everyone signs the book. lord stanley’s guestbook. harold guards it
Marchetti
i’m going to write something beautiful
Jensen
keep it short
Jensen
schedule’s posted. don’t be late for your own day
M?kinen
i read the whole rules document. it’s good. very thorough. rule nine has a typo
Berger
of course you read the rules document. of course you found the typo