Team Chat #3
Berger
LIVE from an undisclosed latitude: the water is a nine-four and i am unreachable until spring training
Marchetti
you sent coordinates with no caption. i checked. that’s open ocean
Berger
the coordinates were the caption
Baz
MEANWHILE. in actual news. the cats have gone up
Marchetti
PARKER NEEDS THE JERSEY. where did the jerseys come from. this is urgent
Baz
sadie has a guy
Murray
my kids have demanded a cat. this is your fault
Thompson
what does LITTER C mean
Baz
it arrived in a dream
Thompson
that’s not an answer
Baz
dreams don’t answer, cher. they announce
Marchetti
theory. C is for captain. the litter has a captain
Baz
the litter has a COMMISSIONER. there’s a difference
Marchetti
nonna has asked if the cats are baptized. i don’t know what to tell her
Baz
tell her they’re old catholic. it’s a louisiana thing
Berger
LIVE from the boat: i showed a stranger the cats. she cried. the cats reach EVERYONE
also i demand print rights. museum quality. numbered edition
Tikh
the picture is approved. there will not be others
Berger
THE ARTIST IS DIFFICULT
Tikh
the fan accounts are not authorized. i am watching them
Berger
THE ARTIST HAS LAWYERS?
Baz
also official log update. the keeper recorded one (1) cat hair in the bowl. mishka has a permanent record now. we’re framing that too
Jensen
good cats
Murray
gas station update. the kids saw the cat post. they cheered again
Berger
also LIVE from the actual internet: hockey beat writers are running our cap math again. with names in it this time
Murray
they do that for every team in july
Berger
not with names
Thompson
maki. this time the math has your number in it
M?kinen
my agent says it’s noise
also rule nine still has the typo. somebody tell the keeper