Trickie Nickies
Me: Y’all ready to watch the Rage get cooked tonight?
Soba: Cap. Our defense is LOCKED. And with yours truly as QB? They don’t stand a chance
Me: Yeah, but I heard Mitchell limped off in practice. He good?
Soba: Nah, he’s fine. Just needed rest. Dude’s always doing that “hobble-walk” for attention
Loving: Exactly. Drama queen behavior. He learned from the best
Soba: I’m a diva, not a drama queen
Me: What about Jack, though? Haven’t seen him mentioned in warmups
Loving: I heard he tweaked his ankle. Might be a game-time call
Soba: Low-key might be out. They’re keeping that under wraps, but my thinking is if he's not in the walkthroughs, he ain’t suiting up
Loving: Damn, bro, rookie QB gonna have a rough go tonight
Soba: Nothing's rough when you’re this good
Soba: Also, you guys should be this invested in your own team
Me: Just looking for that inside scoop
Loving: Ask your reporter friend for the inside scoop
Soba: FACTS