Chapter 48

Group Chat

Dysfunction Junction

Wade

WTH is there a raccoon in my office?

Phiny

Oh no. Is there really?

Watch the little hands. They have amazing dexterity.

Sage

We believe in you, Wade. Get a broom, but don’t hurt him. Raccoons are my spirit animal. They should be protected at all costs.

Wade

Raccoons are the devil.

Lo Lo

Send pictures.

East

I’m busy now, but tell me when Wade gets on his desk.

Wade

I hate you all.

Don’t hate the players. Hate the game … or however that shit goes.

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