7. Chapter 7
Miss Bliss Worthington picked her way daintily along the drive until she stood before Elektra.
“I had hoped you would be waiting for me when I arrived at the Green Donkey,” Bliss stated calmly. “I was so looking forward to a bit of breakfast.”
Elektra, whose belly suddenly began clamoring, stared at her alleged cousin. “Where have you been?” And, in the privacy of her own mind, if you’d arrived on time I never would have gotten myself into this pickle!
Bliss’s serene expression did not alter. “I didn’t leave my home in Little Downbrook until this morning, actually.”
“This morning?” Elektra stared at Bliss. “But we’ve been waiting for you at that inn for days!”
“Well, I could hardly drive in the rain, so I stayed home, warm and dry. Dreadful weather yesterday, wasn’t it?”
Warm and dry. Elektra could feel her feet squishing in her clammy boots. “Couldn’t you have sent a message or something?”
Bliss blinked slowly, her placid gaze unchanged. “I thought it obvious enough. Why send anyone else out in the rain if I wasn’t willing to go?”
She folded her gloved hands before her. Elektra couldn’t take her eyes from those perfect white lambskin gloves. Not a smudge!
I am filthy and dank and dressed like Zander. I just failed this particular femininity bout.
One point for Bliss.
“At any rate, no one was there to meet me. I asked for you and Lysander at the inn and they told me that you both left suddenly on one horse but that your things were still in your rooms. One of the grooms mentioned that he thought he saw Lysander race past alone late last evening.”
“Oh, God.” Elektra covered her face with her hands. “Lysander, you idiot.”
“Why?” Mr. Hastings asked. “What’s he done?”
Elektra felt a bit faint. “Why, he’s gone back to London for reinforcements, of course.” Hopefully, he’d been delayed by the same bad weather.
Bliss went on. “I considered the matter and recalled that Worthington Manor was close by. It seemed possible that you and Zander were making a pilgrimage to our former home.”
Elektra dropped her hands to blink at Bliss. “‘Our former home?”
Bliss tilted her head. Elektra despaired at the perfectly cunning way in which that drool-inducing bonnet accented the mannerism, making it utterly adorable.
“Oh, yes. I lived here, with you and your family, until the fire. You and I were the very best of chums. Everyone called us ‘the other twins.’ I’m surprised you don’t recall.”
Two fair-haired little girls, running through the sunlit rooms.
Elektra had remembered the other child as her sister, Calliope. But Callie was years older than Elektra. She wouldn’t have played like a small child. And Attie was born just after the flames devoured the house. Elektra remembered her mother standing just over there on the drive, gravid and pale, leaning upon her husband’s arm with her features lighted by the burning manor.
The little girl who had run with her through the gracious house, hiding from Lysander, laughing and shrieking and living the perfect childhood along with Elektra …
Had been Bliss.
“Oh, hell.”
“Oh, my.” Bliss shook her head. “Language, cousin.” She gave Elektra a righteous tsk-tsk.
Twopoints for Bliss.
Childhood chum or no, Elektra thought she could very easily do some unladylike violence to the Just Wonderful Miss Bliss Worthington.
But her cousin must realize that Elektra’s situation, rising from a ruin after spending the night with Mr. Hastings, knowing that Lysander was long gone, was a bit on the untoward side! “Bliss, are you not going to ask why I am out here at Worthington Manor alone?”
“You are not alone. Mr. Hastings is with you. As am I.”
“I know. Yes.” Was the girl simpleminded? “Yet, surely you are thinking it is an unusual situation for a young lady to be in.”
“Is it?” Bliss looked to her left, then to her right. It was all Elektra could do not to follow that childlike gaze.
“I’m sure I wouldn’t know. I fear I do not leave Little Downbrook often,” Bliss went on. “I certainly don’t find it odd for you to be here at the manor. It is yours, after all.”
Elektra regarded her new/old cousin warily. “So you won’t speak about this?”
Bliss blinked her summer-sky eyes. “Speak about what, cousin?”
Hmm. Elektra was determined not to like Bliss. She had no intention of forgiving the girl who was stealing her Season! Still, Bliss was, according to all sources, indeed a Worthington. She even resembled Dade, especially about the nose and chin.
“That’s settled, then.”
Bliss tilted her head fetchingly. “When was it ever not?”
“Indeed,” Elektra agreed grimly. It would be worth putting up with Bliss if she could put this whole kidnapping and tying-up and kissing thing behind her. She turned back to Mr. Hastings, who had busied himself picking straw out of the pony’s perfect fetlocks.
“She’s a pretty little thing, ain’t she?” He grinned at Elektra.
Although Elektra was reasonably certain that the man was referring to the pony and not Bliss, she felt a twinge of something she refused to define. He was far too handsome, and far too raffish. She ought to be immune to handsome, having grown up surrounded by handsome to the fifth power. And what if he did find Bliss pretty? Most men would, would they not?
“That is not in question, Mr. Hastings. Now that my cousin has joined our party, we are quite adequately chaperoned. We may make our way back to the Green Donkey without fear. Your carriage is likely awaiting you there, for the horses would well remember the nearest shelter, don’t you think?”
He looked down at the pony’s mane, fingering the strands that were, at the moment, better groomed than Elektra’s own.
“Aye, and I ought to check on ‘is lordship, and all. Tell ‘im I got delayed by the weather.”
“Yes,” Elektra nodded. “That pesky weather. Why, your horses took off on you and I was separated from my beloved brother! Two entirely unrelated events, one might say. How lucky we were that Bliss found us both! Heavens, what a wicked storm!”
His gaze met hers for a single blazing instant and she deeply regretted her light use of the word wicked. Heat swirled through her belly and a bit lower as well. She hid her disturbance with a brisk nod and turned back to Bliss.
Oh, she could tell that that kiss was going to haunt her for the rest of her days!
Which one? The first kiss or the second kiss? The one where you thought you had to, or the one where you simply wanted to?
Aaron watched Miss Elektra Worthington saunter back to her cousin as if he and she had indeed merely been discussing the weather. Other than a slight widening of her green-blue eyes, she’d showed no sign of feeling the jolt of memory that he had felt.
Yet he knew she had. He’d felt it resonate through her, as if they were roped together, somewhere in the vicinity of their bellies, and something had tugged hard on that rope. He’d wanted to step closer to her, to reach out his hand to touch her, to lean close.
Close enough to smell jasmine.
Yes, it was a very good idea for them to part ways. Being attracted to a selfish, social-climbing-unto-madness woman was the last thing he needed!
You did spend the night alone with her, an innocent, a maiden.
True, he was bound and held at gunpoint, but should the truth ever come out, her life would be entirely ruined. Could he truly allow her to go on without making things right?
To be honorable, or to appear honorable?
Aaron closed his eyes and let the pony ruffle his shirt with her warm breath. Everything had been so simple yesterday.
I wish it were yesterday.
In the end, it was decided that since Elektra had no option but to head back to the inn in her boy’s attire, she should continue in that role. With mischief glinting in her eyes, she stuffed her hair into that silly cap and clambered onto the back of the cart, looking for all the world like a boy nicking a ride.
I am forever going to be having fancies about girls in caps, aren’t I?
Oh, yes.
Aaron brushed off his third-best suit as best he could and took the reins. Miss Bliss Worthington sat beside him, looking as fresh as spring itself in her striped gown and sporting a fetching parasol that matched her bonnet.
“Although, you really ought to have the parasol, cousin,” she told Elektra gravely. “You already have three freckles on your nose.”
Aaron saw Elektra flinch, but thought better of reassuring her that he found them quite attractive. Hastings wouldn’t bother. Sometimes it was a bloody relief not to be a gentleman!
When they arrived at the Green Donkey Inn, a mere half an hour later at the pony’s brisk trot, Elektra hopped off and made for the back of the building.
“Ask for the maid Edith,” she’d ordered Bliss. “Tell her to meet me back there and help me sneak back to my room.”
Aaron lost track of the ladies at that moment, for standing next to the stables he spied the mud-splashed wreck that used to be his very nearly impressive carriage.
Oh, hell.
He could have sworn it had once had four wheels, not three. And he certainly would have noticed previously if there had been a door missing. The other one was still there, although with the broken cant of the carriage, it hung dismally from one hinge as though it were considering putting an end to it all.
He knew the feeling. How was he to go on now? He’d put everything he had into that carriage, in order to arrive at Arbodean in style. Now he’d be lucky to arrive at all! As Aaron stood there, his jaw dropped in shock and dismay, he was joined by the cheeky young groom.
“Aye, it’s a rum’un, ain’t it?” The boy scratched his bare head, and Aaron dimly realized where he’d seen Miss Elektra’s cap before. “Them horses come flyin’ back into the yard after midnight, draggin’ that old thing on its side, neighing like the devil himself was after them! It were a sight, I tell you.”
Aaron swallowed hard. “I’ll wager it were.” He turned to the groom in sudden concern. “The horses all right?”
The boy made a face. “Filthy nags are just fine, sorry to say. Kicked and bit all the while we was cleanin’ ‘em up. All your master’s horses are right bastards, you know. Like that great hammer-headed brute y’left behind. That’un’s got a mean streak as wide as this valley!”
I still have a horse.
Relief swept Aaron. The “gentleman’s mount” had been for show, but now all Aaron cared about was getting on his way to Arbodean — and getting away from Miss Elektra Worthington before her army of brothers came looking for him.
That’s why you’re running away? Fear of the brothers? Or fear of the sister?
“Can’t it be both?” Aaron murmured.
“What’s that?”
Aaron turned to the young groom. “I’ll be needin’ to saddle that hammer-head now.”
The groom shrugged. “Go ahead. No business of mine.” He stuck a straw in his mouth and strolled away.
Right. He was not his lordship today. Today he was Hastings, who saddled his own damn horse. Either way, both Hastings and Lord Aaron needed to get away from this place as fast as they could!
It hadn’t taken Elektra long to realize that she and Bliss could not stay alone at the inn without Lysander. There was also some urgency to make their way back to London before all the Worthington men worked themselves into some sort of Knights of the Overturned Table chest-beating frenzy and set out for Shropshire to rupture a few spleens.
Aas soon as she’d stripped off her muddy kidnapping togs and Edith had efficiently buttoned her back into actual girl clothes, she fled back out into the inn, stopping to pull on her damp walking boots at the top of the stairs.
With no thought to decorum, she ran full-tilt down the stairs while twisting her hair into a self-contained bun at the back of her neck. Oh, she must hurry before —
As she burst through the front door of the inn, she saw Mr. Hastings in the yard with one foot in the stirrup getting back on the journey that had been so rudely interrupted.
Oh, no! He was getting away!
“Hastings! Wait!”
He didn’t seem to hear her, although the young fellow holding the reins turned to stare at her pell-mell rush across the cobbles of the yard.
“Mr. Hastings! Please, wait!”
He lifted his head then. When he turned to look behind him, she saw a rather familiar desperate glaze of male apprehension in his eyes. Her brothers had that look sometimes. Elektra decided to be charming.
She slowed her progress and pasted a prim little smile on her lips.
Suddenly Elektra couldn’t meet Mr. Hastings’s gaze. She’d managed to distract herself on the journey back to the inn by concentrating on the massive inconvenience that was Bliss Worthington.
Bliss had better clothes, a better bosom, bluer eyes, and from all appearances a far greater financial incentive for her suitors. How was she, Elektra, supposed to stand side by side with Bliss and not be outshone?
Of course, Elektra knew her doting parents had no idea what they’d done to her. They probably thought she needed a friend, a bosom companion upon the road of Society.
This welcome indignation had done much to soothe Elektra’s mortification over Mr. Hastings and his kisses. Handsome or not, Mr. Hastings lacked a few natural-born advantages that Elektra desperately needed. Enormous wealth and impeccable standing, no handsome face required.
Now, however, Elektra had no choice but to look at that handsome face directly. “I fear I must ask one more favor of you, sir.”
His expression was wary. He cast a longing look over the horse’s saddle at the open road before him. “What’s that, miss?”
“I must beg your indulgence for a few more days. Miss Bliss Worthington and I must make our way back to London at once — and we cannot do this alone.”
His eyes widened, and she saw him swallow. “I — It’s —” His gaze darted back and forth from her to the road he’d been mere seconds from gaining. “But —”
Urgency made Elektra’s patience slip ever so slightly awry. “Well, you cannot very well leave two ladies alone! It would be irresponsible!”
Well, perhaps that was going a bit far, as evidenced by his sudden flush of fury. “Irresponsible? Me, the irresponsible one?” He released the saddle and turned fully upon her. “You and your criminal brother think you can do anything you like — with no thought for the consequences! You don’t care who y’hurt!”
Stung, Elektra lifted her chin. “I am not a criminal! I am a Worthington!”
“What’s the difference, eh?”
She gaped at him, her face flushed with fury.
Aaron couldn’t hold it back any longer. He was bloody tired from his night in the ruin — and he was still reeling from the jolt of seeing Miss Elektra Worthington all washed up, in a fetching little frock that made a man want to fall on his knees and beg. “Because from where I stand, the two o’ you are on a fast road to Newgate Prison, with time for a quick stop at Bedlam!”
“I explained all of that!” She folded her arms over her chest. “There’s no need to get snippy.”
“You forget, don’t you? The man you thought to trap with your little plan is my own master! His lordship doesn’t deserve that fate, wedded to you. No man does! You’re a selfish little horror, with no more thought for others than a house cat!”
She glared at him. “What could you possibly know about me?”
He sneered. “I know y’think nothing of kidnappin’ and assaultin’ some poor man into marriage! If a man did that, he’d go to prison and rightly so!”
She set her jaw at a mulish angle. “I had my reasons.”
“Shallow, silly reasons! Lookin’ above your station, that’s what!” He eyed her with disdain. “What makes you think a man would be thankful to wed such a hellish female as yourself anyway? Sure, you’re as lovely as a perfect morning — but then you have to go and open your bloomin’ mouth.”
“You think —” She closed her mouth and stared at him strangely.
“What?” Wait a moment. What had he said? Oh, hell. He’d told her he thought her beautiful. Damn. Still, it was bound to come out sooner or later. It could hardly come as a surprise to her. She owned a mirror, after all.
She was still frowning at him. “That was … poetic, Mr. Hastings. Especially for a —”
Oddly, he bristled in defense of the real Hastings. “You think a man needs toff parents to have a soul? I haven’t any parents at all and I can appreciate a song or a poem as well as the next man.”
“Or a perfect morning.” A tiny smile curved the corners of her lovely mouth.
“Aye!” Damn it, she’d done it again. He gritted his teeth. He would not feed her vanity further. “A statement of fact ain’t a poem, miss. Birds fly, fish swim, you’re a right looker, the end.”
Still that smile teased at her lips. “Mr. Hastings, I do believe you like me a little.”
He threw up his hands and gazed at the sky. The perfect morning mocked him, even as the hellcat let out a soft gurgle of laughter that ran up his spine and made his scalp tingle.
“You’re me worst nightmare come to life. I no more like you than I like a bad cold! You both take three days to get shut of!”
Her smile gentled further. “Mr. Hastings, now you claim to be infected by me.”
“That — you — I —” His throat closed in fury and no small amount of alarm. Could she be right? Could her wry humor and her quick wit — and yes, her lovely face! — be getting under his skin?
Elektra felt a giggle start to rise at the look of pure horror in the poor man’s eyes. She ought not to tease him so. It just made what she needed all the harder to ask for.
She would not beg. Not him. Not ever.
Unless, of course, it would get her away from the scene of her crime, away from the memory of her failure, away from the ruins of Worthington Manor and all the significance of that pile of rubble that so symbolized her family’s fall from status.
“Fine! I’ll beg, if that will satisfy you!”
He seemed only more alarmed by that, and held up both hands in self-defense. “No, really, miss!”
Speak softly, before he runs away! “I’m sorry. You are perfectly correct. It was all such an awful, terrible idea. I regret it deeply.” That part was no lie, to be sure. “Mr. Hastings,” she begged with all the sweetness she could muster, “will you please, please accompany Miss Bliss Worthington and myself on the road back to London?”
She even clasped her hands before her. She batted her eyelashes. She begged. Her brothers would be agog.
Mr. Hastings only twitched, as if he could not decide whether to stay or run for his life. She watched him carefully, noting the moment when he realized that there was no possible way he could honorably leave two ladies to travel on their own.
He let out a long breath, then made a deep and gentlemanly bow to both her and Bliss. “It would be an honor, Miss Worthington, Miss Worthington.”
Elektra blinked at the graciousness of his acceptance. For a moment, he almost could have passed as the real Lord Aaron Arbogast. Then he ruined that brief impression by stepping closer to her and whispering in her ear.
“Ye know ye’re ruinin’ my life, ye demented li’l criminal!”
Oh, excellent! Now she no longer had to pretend to be sweet! Elektra raised her chin and bared her teeth in his face. “Thank you, dear sir! Your assistance is greatly appreciated!”
She turned away from him and swept a graceful hand toward the waiting Bliss. “Come along, cousin!” she trilled. “Let us go refresh ourselves at the inn. Mr. Hastings has graciously agreed to manage everything.” She turned to shoot him a smile of pure rage over her shoulder. She knew her fury translated, for she saw his eyes narrow and his lips thin in response.
Satisfied that she’d scored evenly, if not gained a length ahead, Elektra showed more teeth. “Absolutely everything!”