Consider Me (Playing For Keeps #1)
Carter Beckett is the NHL’s resident bad boy, top player both on the ice and in the bedroom, and quite possibly the sexiest man to ever grace my field of vision. But worst of all? He knows it. He’s arrogant, self-centered, and the man doesn’t seem to know what a filter is, let alone how to use one. He’s had everyth...
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Still, it’s cold as fucking balls, I’m recovering from a hangover, I spent five-and-a-half hours on a plane today playing euchre with my teammates, and I lost every goddamn game except one.
Today’s one of those rare Saturdays where hockey doesn’t exist for our team, and instead of spending it at home in my sweats while I deep dive into a Disney marathon and an XL pizza, I’m walking through a blustery night, heading to a fucking surprise birthday party.
“I’m fucking pooched, man.” I groan, stuffing my hands a little farther into the pockets of my wool coat as I stroll down the sidewalk, using my teeth to tug my scarf up to my chin.
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- 2. Bed > Sex 18:00
- 3. First Times Suck 19:02
- 4. Gonna Be a No 24:59
- 5. Is That My Face? 27:14
- 6. Inflatable Ego 23:03
- 7. Easily Goaded 23:03
- 8. Cock Socks & Cinnamon Buns 29:51
- 9. Dogs > Girlfriends at Christmas 17:10
- 10. Carter’s Palace Of Love 24:24
- 11. Final Countdown 22:56
- 12. “Pay Up.” —Garrett 18:56
- 13. Oprah & Oopsies 21:42
- 14. Doomsday 35:05
- 15. Not a Fan, Karma 23:32
- 16. Feeding My Fears 11:58
- 17. Oreos, Soul Mates, & Fuckups 33:38
- 18. Don’t Go Bacon My Heart 29:05
- 19. Good Surprises 13:29
- 20. Forward 20:02
- 21. Holy Fuckballs 31:21
- 22. I’m Not Anxious I’m In Control 19:11
- 23. Cockblocked 16:47
- 24. My Pants Have Left The Building 33:01
- 25. Am I Walking Funny? 21:07
- 26. Did I Do It Right? 21:33
- 27. Bedtime Burritos & Surprise Guests 12:09
- 28. Who Turned Up The Heat? 30:26
- 29. Don’t Poke The Crazy Lady 26:23
- 30. Don’t Poke The Fucking Bear Either 27:24
- 31. When Push Comes To Shove 23:33
- 32. Half Of Her Heart 12:15
- 33. Trust Exercises 27:06
- 34. Hello, Mr. Incredible 21:23
- 35. Balls Deep 33:26
- 36. Like Olivia, But Tall & Minus The Boobs 23:16
- 37. Spoiler Alert I Didn’t Last A Month 22:20
- 38. A Love Deeper Than Oreos 23:49
- 39. Is That A Mariachi Band? 24:46
- 40. I Will Survive 25:32
- 41. Dilf-ing So Hard 11:48
- 42. Be My Baby-Doggie Mama 23:25
- 43. I’m Not Immature, I’m Goofy There’s A Difference 25:32
- 44. It’s So…White 23:11
- 45. Forbidden Oreos, Betrayal, & Wins 17:16
- 46. You Can Do Whatever You Want 18:38
- 47. Olivia’s Damn Tie 22:15
- 48. Slow Dancing In A Burning Room 16:43
- 49. Forever Down The Driveway 27:08
- 50. Reclaiming My Forever 23:48
- 51. Rehearsals & Speeches & Baths & Shit 27:34
- 52. What Is He Doing? 23:29
- 53. Flippy-Floppies 29:35
- Epilogue Oops 21:59