Hell’s Heart

Author: Alexis Hall Listening Length: 14h 14m

Gideon the Ninth meets Moby-Dick in USA Today bestselling author Alexis Hall’s thrilling SF debut, Hell’s Heart! They are monsters, legends, gods. They are our prey. Earth is dead. Which leaves us stuck living in atmospheric domes on planets that will kill us if we blink wrong, or run out of fuel. And by “fuel” I m...

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FIFTY-SEVEN

An Extended Cock Joke

Two nuns are in the bath. One says, “Where’s the soap?” and the other one says, “It does, doesn’t it?”

Chapter One. Cthonius Linea 10:17
Chapter Two. The Coffin Inn 14:17
Chapter Three. The Harpooner 08:12
Chapter Four. The Hunter’s Story 08:06
Chapter Five. The City 10:55
Chapter Six. Jonah 07:34
Chapter Seven. The Ship 06:54
Chapter Eight. Sharing 16:05
Chapter Nine. Getting Laid 17:47
Chapter Ten. Cetology 10:33
Chapter Eleven. Queens and Pawns 06:54
Chapter Twelve. Queens and Pawns （II） 10:53
Chapter Thirteen. A 14:03
Chapter Fourteen. Fangirl 07:06
Chapter Fifteen. The Foredeck 09:27
Chapter Sixteen. The Captain’s Table 19:03
Chapter Seventeen. Contact 10:02
Chapter Eighteen. The Array 06:46
Chapter Nineteen. Weaving 10:45
Chapter Twenty. Boats 04:27
Chapter Twenty-One. Going Down 14:39
Chapter Twenty-Two. Life 08:50
Chapter Twenty-Three. The Guide 09:37
Chapter Twenty-Four. Gams 17:55
Chapter Twenty-Five. Monstrous Pictures of Leviathans 10:59
Chapter Twenty-Six. Chasing Ghosts 07:33
Chapter Twenty-Seven. Less Erroneous Pictures of Leviathans 08:24
Chapter Twenty-Eight. Clouds 06:18
Chapter Twenty-Nine. Leviathans in the Stars 09:42
Chapter Thirty. Kraken 11:34
Chapter Thirty-One. Weapons 05:11
Chapter Thirty-Two. Truelove Kills a God 06:51
Chapter Thirty-Three. Chains 06:13
Chapter Thirty-Four. Bodies 12:50
Chapter Thirty-Five. A Long Way Down 06:35
Chapter Thirty-Six. The Leviathan as a Dish 07:40
Chapter Thirty-Seven. The Archangel 12:48
Chapter Thirty-Eight. The Archangel’s Story 07:28
Chapter Thirty-Nine. Scrimshander 13:11
Chapter Forty. Head 16:38
Chapter Forty-One. Stirrings 07:42
Chapter Forty-Two. Virgin 12:14
Chapter Forty-Three. The Old Man of the Sky 16:56
Chapter Forty-Four. Jonah Pornographically Regarded 06:41
Chapter Forty-Five. The Fountainhead 08:49
Chapter Forty-Six. What Else Is Out There 17:38
Chapter Forty-Seven. Repelling 07:51
Chapter Forty-Eight. Pirates and Emperors 10:48
Chapter Forty-Nine. Debriefing 09:56
Chapter Fifty. Forsaken 06:37
Chapter Fifty-One. The Rose Bud 14:47
Chapter Fifty-Two. The Coffin 07:18
Chapter Fifty-Three. Amber, Gold and Gray 11:54
Chapter Fifty-Four. A Bower in the Arascides 07:52
Chapter Fifty-Five. The Congregation 19:31
Chapter Fifty-Six. Fast 07:15
Chapter Fifty-Seven. An Extended Cock Joke 04:29
Chapter Fifty-Eight. Softness 10:20
Chapter Fifty-Nine. Wolfram and Marsh 09:50
Chapter Sixty. Paying the Price 15:22
Chapter Sixty-One. The Shrine 11:39
Chapter Sixty-Two. A Comparative Theology of Leviathanism 05:13
Chapter Sixty-Three. The Lock 10:19
Chapter Sixty-Four. The Last Storm 08:30
Chapter Sixty-Five. Wolfram’s Move 10:17
Chapter Sixty-Six. The Chief Engineer 14:44
Chapter Sixty-Seven. The Harpoon 06:25
Chapter Sixty-Eight. Starving 06:54
Chapter Sixty-Nine. The Happy Ship 13:58
Chapter Seventy. Titanfall 05:44
Chapter Seventy-One. Emergency Power 03:44
Chapter Seventy-Two. Four Funerals 13:36
Chapter Seventy-Three. Rache 13:27
Chapter Seventy-Four. Tempests in Tempests in Tempests 12:03
Chapter Seventy-Five. The Queen of the Elves 09:46
Chapter Seventy-Six. The Pistol 12:19
Chapter Seventy-Seven. Delight 06:03
Chapter Seventy-Eight. The First Day 18:10
Chapter Seventy-Nine. The Second Day 18:56
Chapter Eighty. The Third Day 17:45
Epilogue 08:39

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