Play With Me (Playing For Keeps #2)
I’m the star right winger for the Vancouver Vipers, an unstoppable force, fast as lightning. My dream come true, and I’ve worked my whole life to get here. I don’t plan on giving it up, but if I want to keep playing hockey, I’m going to need all my limbs. To ensure my body parts stay intact, I only need to follow o...
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- 1. Stand Down, Soldier 28:10
- 2. Birthday Tacos & Fuckboys 23:25
- 3. Missing Princess Bubblegum & The Will To Live 20:35
- 4. It’s Raining Dildos 26:16
- 5. Golden Dicking 28:33
- 6. Dong Rides & Concussions 23:21
- 7. We Get It You’re Hot 22:08
- 8. Whoops 32:18
- 9. We Should （Never） Do That Again 24:19
- 10. Usain Bolt 23:04
- 11. Play With Me 33:38
- 12. Rules? Do We Have To? 21:27
- 13. Nailing It 27:15
- 14. Hi, Mom. I Ruined The Carpet 30:27
- 15. It’s A No From Me 26:00
- 17. Are Girls Really That Grumpy On Their Periods? 35:21
- 18. The F-Word 27:39
- 19. So This Is Christmas… 27:31
- 20. I Think We Broke Adam 24:01
- 21. My Name Is Garrett Andersen, And I Have A Hockey Butt 32:57
- 22. Fuck. 26:29
- 23. Indiana Bones To The Rescue 14:53
- 24. We Might Need Superglue For This One 16:24
- 25. Safe Landing 26:26
- 26. The Green-Eyed Monster 30:24
- 27. Disneyland Vs. Indiana Bones 30:10
- 28. Rules? What Rules? 22:51
- 29. Did I Just Make A Friend? 30:33
- 30. Falling 24:33
- 31. Stay 20:02
- 32. Second Chances 29:45
- 33. Is This The Way It Goes? 27:19
- 34. Like The Stars 28:50
- 35. How Do You Like Your Eggs? 24:40
- 36. Don’t Go Bacon His Face 20:35
- 37. Lieutenant Johnson Vs. Disneyland Survival Of The Fittest 19:46
- 38. Bubble-Wrapped 26:13
- 39. Popping The Bubble 27:04
- 40. Clusterfuck 28:01
- 41. Strike 13 Cold As Fuckballs 25:35
- 42. Pound Town 27:49
- 43. Sunshine & Chaos 32:59
- 44. Throw Dicks Around Like Confetti 27:57
- Epilogue Oops 25:15