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In retrospect, it might not have been the wisest idea to hand in my v-card to a hot librarian I picked up at my mother’s cocktail party. In my defense, the man has a French accent, gray hair, and knows a lot about books. The cards were really stacked against me making good choices, folks. I was probably na?ve to expec...
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“ Merde ? * ,” I curse under my breath, clicking the connect button on my computer for the third time in a row. As if moving two feet to the right will make any difference to the fact this building has stone walls. While I’m hardly an expert in technology, it seems obvious that four-hundred-year-old chateaus were not designed for their occupants to enjoy reliable internet connection.
Jean-Luc Perdue, the late owner of this estate, seemed to have strange priorities when it came to modernization of his ancient home. For example, the mirror in my en-suite comes equipped with adjustable LEDs, to provide the user with the most flattering light possible while brushing their teeth. Meanwhile, the stove appears to be at least a century old, and was filled with terra-cotta pots when Josephine went looking for a pan this morning.
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- Chapter 1 30:15
- Chapter 2 21:02
- Chapter 3 21:44
- Chapter 4 20:30
- Chapter 5 29:46
- Chapter 6 10:51
- Chapter 7 28:21
- Chapter 8 18:13
- Chapter 9 18:34
- Chapter 10 18:07
- Chapter 11 28:12
- Chapter 12 23:31
- Chapter 13 16:36
- Chapter 14 16:51
- Chapter 15 19:27
- Chapter 16 14:27
- Chapter 17 19:31
- Chapter 18 15:14
- Chapter 19 20:16
- Chapter 20 18:52
- Chapter 21 16:53
- Chapter 22 12:57
- Chapter 23 19:29
- Chapter 24 14:46
- Chapter 25 20:52
- Chapter 26 16:48
- Epilogue 11:07