Sexy Nerd

Sexy Nerd

Author: Kayley Loring Listening Length: 8h 52m

He’s the hottest man I’ve ever seen. And then…he speaks. And I realize who he is. The world knows him as John Brandt—the genius billionaire tech entrepreneur and investor. I have always thought of him as my brother’s annoying, nerdy best friend. He pulled my pigtails and called me Tiny Dancer. I put rubber snakes ...

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Iam so mad at him for making me blush and get all teary-eyed, and I’m mad at myself for blushing and getting all teary-eyed.

I have got to pull it together, because this—no matter how inconveniently hot he has become and no matter how many zeros live in his bank statement—is still Johnny B. Nerdballs.

This is the Johnny B. Nerdballs who watched every single Star Wars and Star Trek movie ever made and insisted on marathons where they were screened in chronological order as opposed to release order.