The Last Man on Earth

The Last Man on Earth

Author: Shae Sanders Listening Length: 9h 1m

Famous rapper Villain and his rowdy entourage are headed to his bachelor party in Brazil when his private jet crashes on a remote island. The only survivors are him and Ariana, the beautiful, older, no-nonsense in-flight concierge who can’t stand him. Stranded with no rescue in sight, they have no choice but to work t...

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Villain

I use a little less toothpaste today. Usually I do the little pointy mountain peak thing they be doin’ on the commercials, but now I see how wasteful that shit is.

After I get myself fresh, I sit down with Ari for breakfast. Today, it’s artisanal crackers that she divided into quarters like that’s gonna make us forget we’re only eating five crackers each. We got dried apricots, too, and cranberry juice. I didn’t even know we had that.

We eat in silence for a while, the crunch of the crackers loud in the quiet. Then she tells me, “I saw the black box yesterday.”