The Pairing

The Pairing

Author: Casey McQuiston Listening Length: 12h 59m
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In #1 bestselling author Casey McQuistons latest romantic comedy, two bisexual exes accidentally book the same European food and wine tour and challenge each other to a hookup competition to prove theyre over each other—except theyre definitely not. Theo and Kit have been a lot of things: childhood best friends, crush...

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There’s a dildo on the luggage carousel.

It’s not my dildo. Not that I didn’t bring one, but Kit would never pack ours so carelessly that it could just flop out of my suitcase and go tumbling through baggage claim. There are rules for these things.

I’m alone in London Heathrow, watching the dildo go round and round. It’s purple, shortish but a perfectly respectable girth. On its fourth rotation, I finally step forward and pull my bag off the belt, but I don’t move toward the exit.