18. Chapter 18 Why Don’t We Pretend I’m a Complete Novice?
Chapter 18: Why Don’t We Pretend I’m a Complete Novice?
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“Oh, wow,” Jenny paled.
Wade was average sized, maybe a smidge bigger than average, but nothing extravagant. From her reaction, he wondered if some guys tried to mask a lack of size or skill by attacking their partner. Her ex probably thought if he denigrated her first, his attitude would ensure she didn’t notice his many inadequacies.
“We don’t have to do this,” he began.
“Don’t you dare take this away from me now that we’re finally here.”
Her mutinous expression made him chuckle.
“I wouldn’t dream of it, but I don’t want you to do anything you don’t feel comfortable doing.”
“There are different levels of discomfort, though,” she said with a serious expression. “Not wanting to do a bad job at something is very different from not wanting to do it at all. To make it clear, I want this, but I don’t want to do it wrong and upset you. I’d hate it you changed your mind about me.”
She whispered her last few words, and Wade’s heart panged.
“Nothing we do tonight is going to change my mind unless you tell me you aren’t having fun or don’t want to do this anymore. That’s all that matters to me. I don’t care if you’ve never sucked a dick in your life, or if you’re a spring break cock-sucking champion. If you want this, it’s yours.”
He gestured to his cock, which had slightly deflated at their conversation. The sight of her luscious mouth and voluptuous breasts helped revive him, though. Her shy smile made his heart thump faster.
“Okay.” She swallowed. “I have an idea. Why don’t we pretend I’m a complete novice and don’t know anything? You tell me what you want me to do so I know what you like. Is that okay, or would that be too tedious for you?”
“Are you kidding? Men dream about that sort of thing.”
Wade’s cock surged at her happy giggle and the blush blooming over her face. He’d never given much thought to telling a beautiful woman how to suck his cock, but he was pretty sure he’d think about it on a regular basis going forward. His bigger concern was the Pavlovian reaction his cock had to her happy giggle.
“Let’s get started then,” he said as she looked at him with an expectant expression on her face. “Where do you want to sit?”
“Aren’t I supposed to be here on the floor?”
“There are no rules except the ones we make. Whatever’s comfortable for you.”
Jenny seemed overwhelmed, and Wade grew angry all over again at her exes. How could this gorgeous, sensual woman in her thirties have so little experience after multiple boyfriends?
“Why don’t I pick, and you can tell me if you don’t like it, okay? How’s that sound?” he suggested when she said nothing.
She offered him another shy smile, which he took as an agreement.
“Promise to tell me if you don’t like something, okay? That’s one of my few rules. There are so many different things we can do together, so it’s totally fine if something doesn’t interest you or makes you uncomfortable. I’ll feel like a real asshole if you hide it from me if you don’t like something.”
He hoped that phrasing it that way—making it more about his wants and needs than hers—would work in their favor. She was conditioned by her past relationships to put her own needs last. He hated exploiting that poison, but he couldn’t bear the thought of her doing something she hated just to please him.
“Okay, I’ll try,” she said.
“I want you to kneel here on the couch next to me,” Wade said.
He sat on the couch and patted the spot next to him.
Jenny relaxed after being given instructions, and he hoped his plan worked. His attraction to her hadn’t abated at all. However, he had to balance it with building up her confidence and erasing the memories of her shitty previous partners.
“Are you comfortable, baby? God, you look so gorgeous with your tits and your legs and your hair.”
She giggled again, and his cock throbbed. He fucking loved that sound.
“Most women have tits and legs and hair.”
“Yeah, but they don’t look like you. You look like sex on a stick.”
“What does that mean?”
“It means I want to eat you up and lick you all over like I just did.”
Jenny’s giggle filled the air, and his cock took notice. She was going to have him wrapped around her little finger with just a few more giggles and pretty blushes, and he was totally okay with that. He settled back against the couch to give her more room and took a deep breath. It was go-time.
“Okay, baby, now I want you to play with my cock. You don’t have to lick it or suck it yet. Touch it. Get familiar with it first, so you’ll be more relaxed.”
“Um, what should I do?”
“Spit on your hand for lube and wrap it around my cock. Oh, God, yes, just like that. It feels so good to have your soft hands on me. Yes,” he hissed when she added a little twist at the end. “Do that again. Your touch is amazing.”
Jenny’s confidence grew as she handled his cock, but she faltered when the spit dried up.
“Do you want to keep going like this, or do you want to move on to the next step?” he asked when she cast him a panicked look.
“Is it okay if we move on? I’m not sure what to do since it doesn’t seem to be working right anymore.”
“It was working fine, sweetheart. The spit dried up, that’s all. That’s normal. If you want to keep going, just add more. Sometimes pre-cum is enough, but most of the time, it requires a little help, even when I’m by myself. In the future, we can try using some lube if you want, but it adds a flavor some people don’t like.”
Jenny looked curious. “Have you ever tried it?”
“Lube? Sure. Women sometimes need a little extra help in the lubrication department, too, but that doesn’t mean I want to miss out on eating pussy.”
“You really like it?”
“I fucking love it. If I had to choose between eating pussy and fucking, it’d be a hard choice.”
Jenny’s eyes goggled, and Wade couldn’t help laughing. “You seem surprised. Did you think I was faking my excitement earlier?”
“Well, no, not exactly, but I’ve just never known any guy to prefer anything over having sex.”
“Eating pussy is having sex. It’s just not penetration and dick focused.”
Wade waited for her titter, and she didn’t disappoint him.
“Now that we’ve established that your pussy is delicious, and I can’t wait to dive headfirst into it again, let’s give this poor guy some relief. Do you want to keep using your hands, or are you ready to try something different? Your choice.”
“I’d like to suck your cock.”
“And I would really, really like that, and so would my cock. See, my dick’s so excited that it’s leaking at the thought of your mouth on me. Let’s start with something easy. Spit on your hand again and rub it in with my pre-cum. Oh, yeah, get it all slippery. Just like that. Fuck, baby, that’s so good.”
Jenny beamed at him, and he had to count backwards to calm himself down after being revved up for so long. Wade wasn’t much of a talker during sex, but he would become a chatterbox if she smiled with that level of delight all the time.
“Whew, okay. Damn, girl, you’ve got that move down. Wow. Okay. Now that you’ve got my cock all wet, that’ll make it easier to suck.”
He groaned when she reflexively tightened her hand around the base as she tentatively kissed the crown of his cock.
“That’s it, baby. Keep stroking it like you are and now add a little tongue action. Yep, just a few licks to get you started. Fuck. Yes, just like that. Holy shit, you’re a cock-sucking genius.”
Jenny’s teeth bumped his cock when she laughed this time, but he didn’t care. All his attention was focused on where her hand wrapped around his shaft while her little pink tongue darted out and licked the sensitive head of his cock.
“Now swirl your tongue all around the top, yes, yes, just like that. Oh my God, that feels so good, baby. You have no idea. And with the hand, too. You’re a genius. Fuck, where did you learn to do that?”
Jenny smiled impishly up at him before she licked the sensitive ridge below his cock head. When she flattened her tongue and dragged it along his shaft up to the ridge again, he clenched his fists and hissed in pleasure.
“Yes, yes. Do that again. Oh, God, that feels so good,” he moaned.
Her eyes sparkled as she watched his face while she licked some of the most sensitive parts of his body. Between her generous tits pressing into his thigh, her enthusiasm, his own excitement about being naked with her, and the sensations themselves, he was going to need to call for a break soon.
Otherwise, things would end differently than he intended. He didn’t think she was quite ready for that sort of ending, though the image in his head was enough to make him groan out loud again.
“Good, lord, woman, you tricked me,” he said, hoping she’d take the bait.
“What do you mean?” Jenny asked. “I didn’t trick you.”
She lifted her head up, and her bountiful tits jiggled. Wade took it as a win when she didn’t look anxious this time and realized he was teasing.
“Your mouth is heaven on my cock, and that tongue thing? Damn, woman. That move was a toe-curler for sure. You could convince me to do anything you wanted if you kept that up.”
“Really?”
As soon as the word left her mouth, her tongue snaked around the ridge of his dick again. She maintained eye contact as she swirled and licked the shaft, ridge, and head of his swollen cock. When she engulfed his cock with her hot, wet mouth, Wade let out a string of expletives.
“Fuck, fuck, fuck. Holy fucking shit, that feels too good,” he exclaimed. “Baby, Jenny, sweetheart. Please. You’ve got to stop for a minute, baby.”
“But why?” she asked with big eyes.
Instead of distress, though, her smirk was full of mischief, so she was aware of what she was doing to him.
“I don’t want to fill your mouth with my hot jizz until I tell you how sexy you look with your full lips wrapped around my cock.”
Her eyes sparkled with pleasure at his words, and she teased him back.
“Now that you’ve told me, can I go back to what I was doing? I’m kind of busy here, you know, and you keep interrupting me.”
“Sorry, I think. You’re too sexy, and it makes me so fucking hard. But I don’t want to come just yet. Would you kiss me instead?” he asked.
“Really? You’re willing to kiss me after I’ve had your cock in my mouth?”
Her shock was obvious.
“Let me guess. One of the idiots you dated told you it was gay or gross for a man to kiss his woman after she sucked his cock, yet it wasn’t gross for her to do it in the first place?”
She nodded. “That never made sense to me.”
“Because it’s stupid. Kiss me.”
Jenny laughed again as she sat up and scooted closer. Wade thrust his tongue in her mouth. As their tongues dueled for supremacy, he showed her he wasn’t afraid of his own cock.
Whatever insecurities she might have, Jenny knew how to kiss. After a few minutes, Wade drew away so he could catch his breath.
“Damn, woman, that was supposed to calm me down.”
“Really? You don’t seem calm,” she teased.
They both looked at his cock, which dripped pre-cum at a steady rate.
“That’s because you’re too sexy and delicious, and all my cock can think about is getting inside you.”
Jenny smiled. “I’m game if you are.”
“We’re still gonna hold off on that, sweetheart. And it’s not because I’m infantilizing you or doubt your judgment. It’s because I’d be absolutely crushed if you changed your mind later or had any regrets. Please let me have tonight where we don’t go all the way, but we can do pretty much everything else.”
Jenny snickered at his use of the phrase ‘all the way,’ and then she gave him her flirtiest, most dangerous look yet.
“So does that mean I finally get to suck your cock for real?”
“You were sucking my cock. Fuck, you were doing an earth-shattering job of it. I had to conjugate Latin and count backwards to avoid coming in your mouth.”
“But that’s what I want. I want you so excited that you lose control and explode in my mouth. Barring that, I want to know what it’s like to have your big, thick cock filling my mouth.”
Wade growled as her words shot a bolt of lust straight down his dick. He grabbed her hair and twisted it at the base of her neck.
“You want to know what it feels like to have my cock fill your mouth? Do you want to choke on my thick dick as I shove it down your throat? Are you ready for that, baby girl? You think you can take it?”
“Yes, please.” Her eyes shone with excitement.
“Then do it. Show me how you want to please me. Suck my cock.”
Jenny got back in position on her knees. She focused her attention on his cock and licked it from base to tip twice before her lips opened over the head. Her tongue stuck out of her mouth, but she hesitated and looked up at him.
“Do it. Fuck me with your hot mouth,” Wade ordered when she paused.
She murmured something he didn’t hear, but then he lost the ability to think. She enveloped his cock with her hot, wet mouth. While her movements were clumsy and uncertain when she began, after a few minutes of encouragement from him, she grew more confident. Her enthusiasm and eagerness thrilled him despite her lack of experience and awkward technique.
With astonishing speed, her tongue’s agility changed from clumsy to toe-curling. He declared her a cock-sucking goddess at least twice after she combined suction and hand strokes. She held his eyes when she dribbled saliva from her mouth onto his cock. It was so dirty that he couldn’t help but thrust his hips.
He wondered if she learned that move from watching porn or reading her books, and he hoped to enjoy both with her in the future.
“Grip me tighter with your hand, sexy girl,” he ground out. “Fuck, yeah, your mouth feels so good on my cock. I’m not going to last much longer, baby, so if you don’t want to take my cum, that’s okay. We can jerk me off together if you want.”
She shook her head with vehemence. Gratitude swelled in his chest for this amazing woman who had his cock halfway down her throat. When she managed to swirl her tongue around his shaft while sucking and stroking it, he let out a groan loud enough to wake the dead. She was a fucking magician.
He lost his ability to think and speak at the same time and babbled.
“Yes, that’s so good. Don’t stop. Oh my God. Keep that… Don’t stop… Yes, that’s it, that’s it. Holy shit. Fuck, yes, just like… Don’t stop… So good. You take my cock so good. Such a good girl. Yes, please. Yes, it’s so good, so good.”
She was amused by his random muttering and giggled while sucking on his shaft. The vibrations from her laugh pulsed through him, and it was enough to send him over the edge.
“It’s… now. Pull off if you don’t— Too late, I’m coming. I’m coming,” he grunted.
His body jerked as his release shot out of him with a ferocity he’d never known. Spurt after spurt exploded from him, and Jenny did her best to keep up with it. After swallowing the first few surges of cum, she drew back, coughing.
He apologized, but she stuck her tongue out to receive more of his cum. Holy shit balls. It was like something out of a porn, which is probably where she learned it, but it was staggeringly hot watching her take all his cum. It felt like he came forever, but he finally shot the last of his load.
“Mmm,” she said after a moment. “Salty but nothing like I expected.”
“Has anyone ever told you that you have the sexiest mouth? It looks even sexier when it’s all swollen from sucking my cock and swallowing my cum.”
Her delighted laughter echoed around the room as he pulled her snug against his body with the last of his energy. He marveled at how right she felt there. Wade hoped sex with her would always be this fun.