Chapter 7 No One Thwarts a Christmas Pup’s Conception #3
Beta Tex said, “I had just parked and heard people say they couldn’t get into the area Dylan was being attacked in. The border patrol heard Beta Dylan, but it was like they were met by an invisible force stopping them from getting over here.”
I cooed, “I only doubted your skills for twenty minutes, Black Mountain. I’m allowed a few moments of doubt since no one could link me the issue. Beta’s should be able to link each other. That’s honestly a wasted Alpha ability. We would use it better.”
SGAP sighed, “For god’s sake, Dylan.” I whispered, “We all think it.” Beta Tex cleared his throat, continuing, “The hybrids got through and once they did everyone else was able to join. I’m guessing I got through because I was driving in the area when it was put up.”
I chuckled, “They still discount partials. Everything always works out in my favor. The Goblins are not so smart. Well and the Fairies working with them. It pains me to say, but we all have our outliers. We have all the awesome Fairies.”
Aiden popped in. I squealed, “KING FIRE HANDS! You get those bad Fairies on Team Party Fowl! They were working with Goblins of all people. It’s an affront to those of us with Fairy blood. They can’t get away with it, or others could join whatever weird cause this was.”
Portals opened. I teased, “You know, I’d call you slacker Ninja’s but I like my head where it is currently.
It’s sitting all perfectly atop my head being devilishly handsome.
So, I’ll just think you’re slacker hackers.
” Bjourn said, “We were blocked from portaling until Aiden got here. We have people running here.” They showed up in full armor.
I clapped, “You are late, but that’s ok. Your cardio will get upped and that just is what is it.” Lacy clung to me. I kissed the top of her head again. Emmaline asked, “Dylan, are you ok?” I answered, “I am perfectly fine.”
Fang snarled, “Angry! I am ANGRY!” Lacy told me “Of course we can name our pup Hank.” She let go of me. Fang snarled, “NOW I AM FUMING! GET MATE BACK!” Lacy hugged Beta Tex and cried, “Thank you, Thank you, Thank you.”
Beta Tex blushed, “You’re more than welcome, darlin’.
He’s my friend.” It was that southern drawl that got Lacy to calm down.
Fang growled, “MINE!” I replied, “Of course she is. I’ll just work on my southern accent.
I’ll get a dialect coach. All is well.” Travis yanked me into a hug and clapped me on the back.
I told him, “I’m perfectly fine, little brother, and I feel like I have to keep saying that.” Travis whispered, “I saw it all, Dylan. The three of us did. Me, Lacy, and Lucas and we knew there was nothing we could do. I was about to throw a damn stick at them.”
I replied, “Well, that’s certainly a plan.
They might have chased said stick and that would’ve been hilarious.
” People snorted. I asked, “What? The rogues could be more dog-like than wolf. Rogues are crazy.” Travis snorted, “I’d shifted back to throw one hoping it worked like an arrow.
I didn’t intend for them to chase the stick. ”
I told him, “Well, of course that would’ve worked. You’re crazy strong. Let’s prove it. This is going to be fun!” I got my little brother to let go of me only to be wrapped in a Lyons sandwich again. I chuckled, “Lucas, you love me so.”
Lucas said, “You know I do. You’re my best friend, Dylan.” Fang huffed, “I’m being lectured by Dominic.” I snorted, “You tell him that’s hardly fair. We were only ensuring SGAP stuck to our pre-made plans. We don’t control the crazy people on Team Party Fowl.”
I said, “Super Special Fun Sized Fairy Ninja Goddess, we need a fake rogue like animal brought to life. Take your place, baby brother. Awe them with your arm strength. Travis had a plan, people! It will make him feel better to know if Beta Tex didn’t FLY the like WIND to save little old me that it would’ve worked.
I myself know it would have worked because I have met my little brother, but he requires the data and proof. ”
Haley conjured a stuffed wolf toy then brought it life. Travis ran back to where he’d been. I nudged Lucas, “He even had a stick picked out. I noticed that detail because it’s right by his foot where he’d stopped.”
Lucas admitted, “I knew he shifted back, but not why. That’s fast thinking.” I replied, “Of course it is. Those Frost genes are thinkers. Excluding the crazy conspiracy theorists. It clearly skipped that generation due to the crazy gene.” A few people snickered.
Haley directed the fake, brought to life, wolf where someone must have linked her where I was. I looked around and caught Beta Tex’s eyes. If only Beta wolves could link. I winked and pointed directly at him.
Beta Tex blushed again while Alpha Second Oldest Conners slapped his Beta on the back.
I whispered, “Alpha Second Oldest Conners who has secret instrument talents, is saying you did good. He’s ever so proud of you without words.
I’ve been trying to convey to them that affirmations and words of praise are better than their non-verbal communication skills, but they all resist it so. ”
SGAP growled, “DYLAN!” I gasped, “You can’t yell at someone who nearly died.” SGAP argued, “You did not nearly die because I didn’t allow it.” I asked, “Did everyone else hear him admit he’s truly the G in SGAP?! He admitted he’s a god! Be still my beating heart, this day will live in infamy.”
Before anyone could reply, Travis ordered, “No one move.” My little brother threw his stick like a javelin.
It pierced through the conjured animal. I clapped, “And people said going out for track was a useless waste of time for Travis! Look at your javelin skills, baby brother! Don’t worry, I’ll send the people a memo.
” Since it was Davis that had said those words.
I boasted, “That was all me people. I made him try multiple sports and activities. I would’ve been saved through my own brilliance of having my brother train in multiple facets of life.
Being a well-rounded individual saves lives.
You heard it here first! I WILL BE RICH AT MY SYMPOSIUMS I GIVE ON THIS TOPIC! MUHAHAHAHAHA!”
I winked at Travis, “Beta Tex took all your glory and therefore the next Frost pup that’s a boy SHALL be named Hank.” Beta Tex said, “Y’all don’t have to do that.” I snorted, “Have to? Dylan Frost has to do nothing. I do what I want.” SGAP snorted, “We know.”
I whispered, “And Dylan Frost does nothing that will upset Lacy Frost. It’s rule numero uno.” Lacy said, “If we are having a boy, his name will be Hank to honor the man who saved Dylan. Thank you again, Hank. It doesn’t seem to convey all I want it to, but I really mean it.”
Beta Tex blushed, “You don’t have to keep thanking me, darlin’.” Lacy disagreed, “I do and I will.” I whispered, “She’s stuck in Alpha mode. I’ll get her out of it later, but she’s not wrong.” Blade faded in. I squealed, “LEAST TALKATIVE AND STOTIC GUARD!”
Blade grunted. I continued, “You are here, and I have THOUGHTS about this. This all feels like a well thought out plan by someone. Because you weren’t here, and SGAP was away too.
The bad people thought they could play. No one considers the Dylan of it all or the Super Special Fun Sized Fairy Ninja Goddess. We are truly unseen by the baddies.”
Thomas’s anger laced tone came from behind me, “I was fucking here.” I jumped screaming, “THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR! I nearly died and now you’re trying to give me a heart attack.
” SGAP demanded, “STOP SAYING THAT! You did not almost die. Hank was here AND Travis had a plan that you even proved would’ve worked. ”
I gasped, “Stop trying to take I almost died sexy times from me, SGAP. Isn’t that against your oath or something? You’re all about the sexy times.” I counted down from three silently. Lucas shouted, “DYLAN!” I mimicked him saying simultaneously, “That’s my sister.”
I grinned, “I just don’t know why that doctor thought you were fine when you are clearly broken. Don’t worry I’ll find a better specialist that will listen to us.” SGAP sighed, “Dylan, I’m losing my patience. Tell me what happened.”
I gasped, “You have patience? Since a when? Because I did not get that memo.” Several people snickered. I grinned, “See? My plan to infect joy into the area is working. Bad people thought they could stop the magic of Christmas in September, but they are woefully wrong.”
Danver linked, “Dylan, are you alright?! Lacy told your pups that you were alright, but the pack is on edge. Your pups and I are distressed.” I replied, "Danver, you sly man. This is how I get you to call me Dylan? I have to nearly die, good to know.”
Danver replied, “I call you Dylan sometimes.” I admitted, “Nearly dying gets a Dylan. That’s a tall order, but I can probably put myself in peril more often.
I am perfectly fine. I’m that good that I saved SGAP’s area and his Luna with a saving my life moment from Beta Tex. ” Danver sighed in relief, “Thank god.”
To the group I said, “Hold onto the patience you claim you have, SGAP. None of us really believe you on that front just so you know, but my pups are upset. We can’t have that.” I whispered, “Head exploders, get your brother to my daughter. Please and thank you.”
Both EJ and Alexander growled but I knew they weren’t growling at me.
They were upset that Buttercup was in distress.
I did that love for my daughter. Who didn’t need people who could explode heads upset when their daughter was?
I’d never turn their head exploding abilities away where my pups were concerned. Or ever, if I was being honest.
Fang whined, “Pups.” I squeezed Lacy and linked my pups, “Your good old pops is just fine. People thought they could best me, but I am rogue’s number two enemy right under SGAP.” Finn asked, “You’re really ok, dad?” I answered, “That I am. I’m A-okay, son.”