Chapter 7 No One Thwarts a Christmas Pup’s Conception #2
A rogue jumped on my back. Lucas linked, “DYLAN!” Fang linked, “Their claws are barely digging in, we are fine.” Then two more rogues jumped on us, knocking us down. I kicked them away, but that gave one the time to get a clear shot for my throat.
Fang growled, ready to swipe up. Haley would heal me so I’d be ok.
It was just going to hurt because there was another rogue coming from the other side Dominic would usually be on.
I braced myself for the pain when Wrangler, Beta Hank Martin’s wolf, jumped in.
Wrangler tackled the rouge coming to take a chunk out of my throat.
I linked Lacy, “Have no fear, Beta Tex is here!” Lacy replied, “Oh my god, Dylan.” I assured her, “I am fine.” Haley popped in shouting, “You fucking assholes!” Fang snorted, “They forgot about her Fae powers. I love when people discount her awesomeness, because it’s always in our favor.”
Fairies on team Party Fowl popped out to fight her. Fang snorted, “Idiots.” I agreed, “Yes, but we knew they were helping the Goblins. I knew those jerks lied to us. I love being right.” Lacy and I jumped on a rogue in perfect synchronization to attack more rogues.
I linked her, “We are the best team of all time.” Dominic snarled and jumped over my head to rip a rogue to pieces. Fang pranced in place, and I saw Rhino taking out rogues. I heard tires screeching and a roar I knew.
I shifted back, “YOU DONE MESSED UP NOW! ALPHA BESERKER HAS PUT ON HIS HAT! HE HAS RETURNED! Alpha putting on his Berserker hat, I told team Party Fowl this was your territory, and they were ever so wrong to be here. They did not heed my warning. Go crazy on them and make them regret all their life choices.”
I then whispered loud enough I knew he could hear me, “Don’t worry your SGAP name is secured, we only bust out Alpha Berserker on special occasions such as when I ALMOST DIE!” SGAP snarled in anger.
Fang snorted, “Thor is asking if that’s true.
” I replied, “Be sure to tell him it is because without his mate, it would’ve been the end of the road.
She’s got the best healing abilities and we were about to get bit by two rogues in the jugular.
” Fang snorted, “No, it would not have been the end of the line for us.” I reasoned, “I said it wasn’t because our super special fun sized Fairy Ninja assassin and her healing abilities. ”
I told the rogues and Fairies, “SGAP loves me so. My daisy always told me that was the case, but you guys just proved it. We thank you for your service to this righteous cause of knowing his deep love for me. Alas, Team Party Fowl must die.”
The Mini Alpha Pricks showed up and exploded heads. I squealed, “Look at all this for little old me!” Fang snarled, “Mommy Queenie Meanie had something to do with this.” Yes, that was what my wolf senses were telling me.
How else would the Night Queen’s Plant get inside this pack? I knew the schedule of when it bloomed, and it wasn’t now. Someone planned this and SGAP happened to be out of the pack when he wasn’t supposed to be. That reeked of internal meddling.
Fang growled “Not to mention, we weren’t supposed to be over in this area.
” Yeah, this was our scheduled break, and our schedule was out there.
We’d been having a sexy break, but SGAP was busy.
While everyone was getting busy my Super Special Fun Sized Fairy Ninja Goddess would be vulnerable to the crazy mind.
I swear no one understood how deadly that specific wind-up toy of mine was.
Lacy slammed into me, sobbing. I told her, “I’m perfectly fine. SGAP needs to work with his people on their timing, it’s atrocious and quite disappointing.” Yellow Hills arrived. I gasped, “Alpha Baby Daddy, I yelled for you MULTIPLE TIMES and you did not come. It cuts me to the quick.”
Alpha Baby Daddy shifted back saying, “What the hell is going on?” Lacy snarled, “They tried to KILL DYLAN!” I cooed, “Awww, it’s ok, my Alpha wolf.
Hey there Kiara, I’m fine. Don’t let the team party foul people upset you so.
You are a Queen, and they are actual rats.
Queens don’t worry about rats, that’s other people’s job.
” Kiara snarled, “They were going for your throat!”
I replied, “In a clearly unfair advantage. There were so many against me. It took five of them to take me down. While they were all working all together. It was un-rogue like of them. Party fouls all around. SGAP, how proud of me are you?”
SGAP shouted, “What the hell is going on?” Fang demanded, “Tell him about Mommy Queenie Meanie!” I reasoned, “We have to have proof to accuse the Christmas Witch of her evil deeds.” Fang snarled, “I am PISSED OFF, DYLAN!” Uh oh. Serious Fang was coming out to play.
SGAP groaned, “Thor is saying Fang is pissed and he was stalling while NO ONE came to help him!” I asked, “Yes, where are the Creepy Ninja Assassins?! Our Super Special Fun Sized Fairy Ninja Goddess was hurt and nary one of you were here to help out.”
SGAP shouted, “WHAT?!” Haley said, “I’m fine, Eric.
It was my Hackura side. My guards are down, but I healed them before I came out here.
” SGAP roared in anger. I whispered, “I tried to warn the team party foul people it would upset him so, but they didn’t listen.
Work on your reputation with the rogues, SGAP.
They done forgot who they are dealing with. ”
I said to Lacy, “The prisoners are so dead, Alpha Berserker returns! It will be glorious and triumphant. It just has to be later, because we all have PLANS! Plans that SHALL NOT be thwarted by party foul committers.”
Lacy clung to me, and I held her tightly while she cried. I linked her, “I am fine. Their claws didn’t even scratch me when they jumped me. It was very odd, but helpful.” Lacy cried, “I saw them going for your throat and we were too far away.”
Lucas slammed into me next. I shouted, “IT’S A LYONS SANDWICH! Only if we go by birth last names because I’m not dumb. I got Lacy’s name changed to Frost so fast people. I am a SMART man with a plan!”
Travis joined our group hug. I grinned, “SGAP, come join our festive love hug! I know you want to; it’s written all over your face.
” SGAP glared at me. I apologized, “Right, that’s my bad.
You’re stuck in Alpha Berserker mode, and he doesn’t do emotions other than kill.
The hat isn’t glued on. You can take it off and put it right back on. ”
Beta Caleb groaned, “Dylan.” I asked, “Shall I regale you with my tale of what happened? I’m not even sorry that you all Black Mountain members will be in training more often. I called for help multiple times, and no one could be bothered to respond to my call. I nearly died!”
Lacy snarled at them, “You won’t have to worry about Eric because I’ll kick your asses!” I cooed, “Aww, look. My Alpha has had her raging butt kicking mode activate. She can do it too. My woman works with Fairies, Wolves, and Ninja’s. Watch yourselves.” I made karate chop motions with my hands.
I whispered, “She’s so hot.” Lucas groaned, “Dylan.” I grinned, “And now everyone feels better, and we are back to the classics. Sleep Tyrant is about to go on and on about how I’m married to his sister.
I’ll have to speak to that specialist again because he claims nothing is wrong with our beloved Sleep Tyrant.
Yet he keeps forgetting that we all know I married his sister. ”
Lucas sighed, “Dylan.” I told my best friend, “It’s a problem and we all agree on that point.
” SGAP growled, “I don’t.” I snorted, “Of course you don’t.
No one, besides you, thought I was including you in that comment.
All my toys are broken today. The repair shop is going to be booming with business.
I require rush turnaround times that I pay top dollar for. ”
SGAP shouted, “What the hell happened here?! The Night Queen plant isn’t blooming today, and I know that for a goddamn fact! So, how did this happen?” Lucas said, “That’s a good question. How did NO ONE come to help MY BETA?”
Uh oh. All the Alpha bloods were combining in their anger.
We were going to have to go back to SGAP not thinking Lucas had a problem remembering I was married to Lacy.
Fang snorted, “Thor will lose his mind.” I replied, “Other people will laugh though. SGAP is a lost cause. He’s stuck in Berserker mode.
We must bring the rest of the Alpha’s out of anger. ”
I sighed, “SGAP, you could do us all a solid and just agree with the group for once about what the real issues are. It’s a problem we all agree you have.
It’s ok, you live in denial. You have blinders where Lucas is concerned.
Your view is jaded because of the making of the beasts with two backs you did.
” SGAP growled at me, but I heard some chuckles. One man in particular caught my eye.
I shouted, “Beta Tex! FOR HE’S A JOLLY GOOD HERO! You saved my life. Lacy, if we have a boy this time, he must now be named Hank. I wouldn’t be around to provide the materials for another Frost without him. THE HORROR!”
Fang huffed, “Yes, we would’ve.” Haley said, “I’d have saved you, Dylan. The others couldn’t get to this damn area, but I could. I just didn’t know there was a fucking problem outside because I was healing Sasha and Thomas.”
SGAP snarled, “Someone tell me how this fucking happened! Then tell me why the HELL did Hank managed to get here first WHEN HE WASN’T EVEN HERE!
” I interjected, “His name is Beta Tex.” SGAP glared at me.
I asked, “What? I’m just helping you get the names of your own pack members right.
Beta Tex is even your brother’s Beta. It was a bad look for you, but I’m here to help. ” SGAP’s eyes narrowed in anger.