Chapter 7 No One Thwarts a Christmas Pup’s Conception
No One Thwarts a Christmas Pup’s Conception
September
Dylan was ready. I told Haley, “I cannot believe SGAP is off at a MEETING when he has been challenged to release magic today. He’s trying to thwart Lacy and I having a Christmas pup, isn’t he? He’s so rude.” We were walking outside near Black Mountain’s pack house.
Haley laughed, “Eric will be back in time to rise to your challenge, Dylan. Go enjoy your plans before he gets back.” I grumbled, “SGAP’s trying to ruin Christmas and it SHAN’T happen. I simply won’t allow it.” Haley grinned and popped back into her house.
I was going to walk towards our border but decided to go let Alpha Baby Daddy know that he was on deck.
He could lie to SGAP and bring him home for some kind of emergency.
Fang agreed, “Yes, that’s an excellent plan.
Thor won’t even be mad. Make sure it’s an emergency where he’d get to kill someone.
That will bring him right back.” Yes, it would.
Lacy linked me, “Where are you, Christmas Man?” I replied, “You know that kind of talk gets me going. I’ll be right there.
You just keep thinking sexy thoughts.” Lacy chuckled, “Aww, really? I thought you’d be back for your pre-magic being released fun by now.
I’m all covered in whipped cream per your request.” Fang growled possessively in my head.
I told her, “Now, I’m hard and Alpha Baby Daddy will think it’s for him. It’s going to get awkward, but that’s ok. The things I do for you cannot be overstated.” Lacy cackled down the link then asked, “Why are you going to talk to Chase?’
I answered, “SGAP thinks he can go out for a meeting when I SPECIFICALLY had his calendar blocked off. I’m calling shenanigans. It was the Christmas Witch, Mommy Queenie Meanie Gryla. I know it was. She has something to do with this, mark my words.”
Lacy snorted, “I wouldn’t doubt it, honestly.
That doesn’t answer what Chase has to do with it.
” I teased, “Oh ye of Alpha blood, let me break it down for you. Alpha Baby Daddy is the mentee of SGAP. If he has an emergency, SGAP has to come back. Beta Mattie owes me; THEREFORE they must come up with an emergency.”
Lacy chuckled, “You are such a planner.” Then she moaned, “You know that gets me going, Dylan.” I replied, “I have all the plans, mate of mine. My plans have plans. There are those claiming the dancing prodigy will give me a run for my money with her plans, but we haven’t met her. So, my plans remain supreme.”
Lacy laughed, “Dylan.” I grumbled, “I should get to meet the little dancing prodigy. I mentored her dad for goodness sake. PLUS, think of the plans she and I could make together. The dancing prodigy is only three years old and people brag about her so. I’d get all the sex from you once I told you about the plans I came up with this little pup. ”
Fang purred, “We would.” I continued, “I definitely deserve all the sex for all the happiness and joy I inject into the area.” Lacy agreed, “You do. Hurry home and have all the sex before magic is released. I’ll make all your dreams comes true.”
I agree, “YES! A SEX FILLED DAY! BABY, BABY MERRY CHRISTMAS IN SEPTEMBER!” Lacy chuckled, “If you’re going to sing, I’m going to come.” Fang demanded, “Serenade mate right now!” Like I wasn’t going to do just that.
I began to sing Let it Snow! down the link. Lacy moaned, “Oh god, Dylan.” I went extra deep on some lyrics knowing it would drive her crazy. Lacy growled, “Dylan, get home right now.” I just kept singing and her moans increased.
I was about to start the last part of the song when it felt like the air changed.
I stalled my song and even Fang stilled in my head.
Lacy asked, “Dylan?” I didn’t answer her.
I shouted, “I don’t know who you are, but I do know you there.
These here lands belong to the ever so serious SGAP.
I’m sure you know that, but what you do not know is he’s formerly known as Alpha Berserker.
The man adores putting that hat back on. ”
Nothing moved. Fang told me, “Something is out there, Dylan. Something is very wrong.” I shouted, “YOOOHOOOOO Black Mountain Pack, SOMETHING BAD IS AFOOT! I AM CLOSE ENOUGH TO ALPHA BABY DADDY’S BORDER THAT THEY SHOULD HEAR ME TOO!
FLASH ON OVER SUPER FAST PEOPLE! GET THE WOLVES WHOSE MATES YOU ARE BLOOD POUNDING! ”
I wondered if King Fire Hands hidden Fairy was wandering around this part of the pack. Said Fairy would get the word out and come help me since I was his actual favorite wolf. I warned, “You’ll be meeting all kinds of Supernatural’s if you dare trespass here.”
I gasped, “Wait! You are trespassing because you’re inside the borders.
You done messed up people.” Louder I shouted, “BORDER PATROL OF SGAP I WILL BE REPORTING TO YOUR EVER SO SERIOUS NEVER HAS FUN UNLESS HIS SUPER FUN SIZED FAIRY NINJA GODDESS OR MYSELF PROVIDES IT OF YOUR TARDINESS IN THIS SITUATION! "
Growling sounds hit my ears as rogues stepped out. What in the what?! How the heck did they get into SGAP’s territory of all people? After his tussle with the Rogue King, he never let groups of rouges get this close. Also, they had a distinct lack of stench.
I linked Lucas, “Emergency of the highest order. I am outnumbered, Lucas. You’re supposed to be here in these situations to make the odds go in my favor. You’re such a slacker sometimes. It’s ok because I love you.” Lucas groaned, “Are you arguing with someone? Are they being rude?”
I answered, “No, I’m surrounded by an army of rogues.” Lucas snarled down the link, “WHAT?!” I told the Rogues, “Not having a fowl stench is a serious party fowl. Good for all you crazy out of towners though. Not so much for me.”
I linked Blue Moon, “Black Mountain is about to be attacked by a massive rogue group. All that’s standing between them and the pack is little old me. SOMEONE DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT! POST HASTE!”
Lacy snarled, “WHAT?! DYLAN, RUN!” I wasn’t about to do that.
Beta’s didn’t run and I was no exception.
Goblins came out to join the rogues. I snorted, “Oh boy. Y’all have messed up badly.
Our resident Creepy Ninja Assassins just do not like you at all.
What are you doing here? Other than having a death wish because that part is very clear to me. ”
One chuckled, “Since we will leave these rogues to tear you apart there is no harm in you knowing the Fairy Princesses Guards along with the Fairy Princess herself are down.” Fang growled, “We will not be torn apart.” I knew that.
I snorted, “First of all, you forgot the Hackura part of her title. It upsets my super special fun sized Fairy Ninja assassin so. Which in turn upsets SGAP, who will put on his Alpha Berserker hat to kill the people who upset her. Second, Thomas and Sasha are here so I call false.”
Fang added, “Thor isn’t back.” I told my wolf, “Astute observation.” I added out loud, “Also SGAP is not back, and he would be if my precious Super Special Fun Sized Fairy Ninja Goddess was down. You’d have to be cuckoo for coco puffs to hurt her considering how very murderous SGAP gets about that.
Oh dear, do you not understand what the Alpha Berserker hat reference means he does? ”
A few people gave me looks of disbelief.
I insisted, “No, really. He’s murderous on the regular, but he goes to his secret hidden underground depth of crazy if his mate is hurt.
Who could blame him? Not the man who winds him up.
The Super Special Fun Sized Fairy Ninja Goddess is the best. We took a vote. ”
The Goblin snorted, “We got the Hackura with the Night Queen Plant.” I linked Lucas, “Where art thou? This is bad squared. Alert SGAP NOW!” Lucas replied, “We are running to you, Emmaline was thrown back. Eric can’t link anyone.
He’s in his car right now and trying to have someone open a portal.
That’s not working either. The Hackura are running from where they are now. ” Curses.
I asked, “Are the Goblins working with Fairies? That seems odd.” The Goblin snarked, “We are powerful enough to stop Fairies from popping in.” I didn’t think that was true, but it could be. Someone demanded, “Stop wasting your time with him.”
I gasped, “Rude. All time spent with me is an educational and a learning experience.” One said, “He’s clearly stalling.
” I grinned, “It is one of my better areas of expertise.” The rogues snapped their jaws at me.
I said, “Now, now, you don’t want my wolf to come out. He’s so much stronger than you.”
Fang said, “I’ll have to.” I knew that. Travis linked me, “Just keep holding on! We are coming.” I replied, “I’m quite disappointed in Black Mountain and Yellow hills right now. All the pride for you though because I think you’ll get here first.”
Travis asked, “WHAT? Why are you over there? You were supposed to be heading home.” I replied, “I have plans, Travis. Plans someone is trying to ruin. Alpha Baby Daddy was supposed to help me get SGAP home. How was I to know crazy party foul rogues would get SGAP back instead of his mentee?”
Travis asked, “Party foul what?!” I said, “I’ll explain later since I can’t talk right now. They look like they want to fight instead of verbally spar. A true tragedy because I was crushing it. They were losing so badly they are going for wolf form attacks.”
The Goblins did their disappearing act. I shouted, “BLACK MOUNTAIN, PROTECT YOUR LEAD LUNA!” I shifted into Fang and the rogues charged. I took one down as a border patrol showed up but they were at the very edge far away from me. It was about time they showed up though! Fang agreed, “No, joke.”
I was tearing through rogues when I heard Dominic and Rhino snarl. I heard Kiara’s howl and whirled around. I’d been flanked. Fang grumbled, “What a bunch of assholes. Honestly, we are so impressive.” I agreed, “It took them a long time to flank us. Our cardio is paying off.”