Let’s Save Christmas #4
TeleTed teased, “Here I thought you’d have the candy cane cocktail.” I threw my arm around him, “My good man TeleTed, I had my candy cane cocktail back in that room.” I pointed to where Lacy was. TeleTed busted up laughing.
I looked around the room. Lexi asked, “What are you doing?” I answered, “Waiting for Alpha Sleep Tyrant to bust into the room telling me that’s his sister and I can’t say such things.
” My Super Special Fun Sized Fairy Ninja Goddess stated the obvious, “He’s not here.
” I gasped, “For shame on him for missing his classic moment.”
I linked Lucas, “I'm deeply disappointed in you.” Lucas asked, “What? Why?” I replied, “I was doing one of our classic bits and you said nothing.” Lucas sighed, “I’m not there.” I tisked, “I’m so disappointed on this blessed day.” Lucas laughed back down our link.
I shouted, “I need more mistletoe people!” Haley snapped her fingers. I nodded, “Yes, that’s the ticket. We need Nathan and his date to get caught under one. I’m on the camera to capture the moment.” TeleTed snickered.
I asked, “Now, is our super-secret twist done?” Haley answered, “Of course. We even had an, and I quote ‘test drive’ as you called it. Even though no fucking one was driving.” I giggled, “Ahhh the trip to the Hackura realm was such fun. The ninja’s are coming, yes?”
Haley replied, “Of course they are. Several of my nephews were here building toys with others from the realm.” I grinned, “Well, that’s fun. I assume the Fairies didn’t attend this part because the little fun children wanted to conjure their things.”
Haley laughed, “Aiden hosted a kid’s event where they had stations. They fucking loved it. Some were here though but most are partials.” Of course they loved it. Fang boasted, “We are a trendsetter.” I replied, “Of course we are. We always have been.”
I linked Lucas, “I’m a trendsetter for the realms. You should brag about that with your Alpha friends.
It’s not their Betas, it’s all me.” Lucas replied, “I already say I have a one kind Beta, Dylan.” I cooed, “You flatter me so, even though I know it’s to butter me up for the times you are a Sleep Tyrant. ”
Lucas snorted, “Dylan.” I made a fun sound, “Pshhhh, you know I can never stay mad at you. Just like I know you can’t stay mad at me.” Lucas asked, “Why does that sound like a warning? What have you done? It’s just a party, Dylan!”
I gasped, “Just a party?! I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU HAVE INSULTED MY COMEBACK DYLANMAS PARTY!” Lucas groaned, “No, that’s not what I meant.” I replied, “I am cut to the quick. It hurts deep down in my soul. I just don’t know how I will get over this betrayal of epic proportions."
Lucas reasoned, “Dylan, I feel we were getting onto you doing something other than this party. I have to know when to stop Eric from punching you in the face.”
I gasped, “He’s never punched me in the face. Now, you insult my ability to tightrope walk the fine line I live on. The litany of insults never ceases! It is a HOLIDAY, LUCAS! MY SACRED HOLIDAY!”
Lucas admitted, “I regret all my word choices.”
I sighed, “It’s a small start. I hope you have an EPIC present for your Secret Santa recipient.” Lucas snorted, “You wouldn’t let anyone help each other!” I shouted, “You don’t have an epic present?! Your poor present receiver.” Lucas groaned.
Fang chuckled, “Dominic is insisting they didn’t mean anything by it.” I told my wolf, “I hope you are playing this up to him as I am with his human.” Fang replied, “I always do if you do.” I nearly laughed out loud.
I announced, “I’m off to watch my lovely mate nap.
I’ll see you all back here shortly. I can’t wait to see the glorious, festive outfits you are all wearing.
You’re such a fashion forward group. I myself had my Super Special Fun Sized Fairy Ninja Goddess conjure me my outfit.
I’ll be so stylish while I save Christmas. ”
I got down on my knees, “Tell me you did SGAP’s outfit too?” Haley answered, “Of course I did.” I clapped, “I’m going to pretend he’s not going to look good and will be in a garland tinsel wrapped suit.” TeleTed snickered.
Haley said, “He’s going to wear fucking jeans and a long Santa coat like my brothers.” I sighed, “He’s going to look good. Drat! Next year.” Lexi smirked at me. Then she and TeleTed flashed away. Haley waved and popped out and I skipped to where Lacy was sleeping away.
I pulled out my computer and worked a little bit before I got ready. I pulled my tight white and red striped pants on. I shimmied into them muttering, “Lacy, you are crazy with your skinny jean obsession.” I did a little dance and managed to get them on.
Once I got them on, I did some squats so I could function in them. I smacked my butt, “You still got it.” I put on my red jacket with white stripes and black belt. I smoothed out the red fur on the cuffs and the collar.
I looked at myself in the mirror nodding, “You’re still fabulous, Dylan Frost.” Lacy began to stir so I checked her bath temperature, and it was still perfect. I got her Christmas mocktail all ready and came out with a tray of food for her to eat.
Lacy did a double take when she saw me. I turned and gave her view of my butt. She growled, “Mine!” I agreed, “All yours. Don’t I look fetching?” Lacy grinned, “You look perfect and just like you.” I kissed her on the cheek then picked my wife up.
Lacy groaned, “Dylan, I weigh a ton right now.” I kissed her temple, “I’m going to have to get you to the doctor, Lacy. You are talking all kinds of crazy right now. You are light as a feather and perfectly beautiful cooking little Hank.”
Lacy blushed, “Thanks, Dylan.” I replied, “Don’t thank me, I’m merely telling the truth. I do take kisses though.” Lacy leaned up and kissed me softly. I set her down and she dropped her dress then got into the tub. I rubbed her belly.
I said, “Soon, little Hank we will all meet you. You just have to wait until all the presents are opened then it’s all you buddy. I promise it will never be a non-double up present situation for you. If anyone tries, we’ll celebrate your half birthday.”
Lacy laughed, “Why do I think you’re being serious?
” I replied, “I never joke about presents, adorable wife of mine.” Lacy smiled at me, and I set her snacks and drink down on the side of the bath.
I told her, “Your outfit is right outside, where I will be in case you need anything. You enjoy every single moment.”
Lacy groaned, “I should hurry. I know that you have so many plans for tonight.” I snorted, “A good maestro has good people around him. The show must go on, and I’ve finally found my people that will continue the party if I’m not present.
Everything will run smoothly until we are out there.
Then the fun no one suspects begins.” I winked at my mate.
I went back out and began to prep my memos to send, along with setting up a Werewolf ophthalmologist who was more than concerned there was an actual problem with Red Run’s eyes. Good. Fang snorted, “Red Run might be upset with us for that.”
I replied, “The fact that they have eyesight issues is hardly our fault. In fact, they should thank us for solving this problem. It’s not even the first time I’ve set them up with someone.
It is the first time it’s a real problem though.
” Hopefully the Christmas loving pup had fun and would still love Christmas. Poor Melanie McAlister.
I got back to work. Lucas linked, “Are you feeling ok? The party has started and you’re not out here.” I replied, “Awwww, are you worried about little old me? I’m pampering my ready to burst with my pup mate. Lacy’s in the tub and I won’t rush her.”
Lucas chuckled, “Emmaline would come sit with her.” I replied, “I hear what you’re saying, and it’s ok to say you miss my sparkling personality. The Frost’s shall join you shortly.” Lucas assured me, “I’ll let people know that.” That meant a certain someone asked where I was. How fun.
I grabbed my charmed bullhorn. I spoke into it, “SGAP, my Alpha has informed me you are worried about my lack of presence at my party. I’ll be there shortly. I’m busy pampering my mate. You’ve got to stop embarrassing us with your deep love for me like this.” I heard people laughing outside.
Lucas huffed, “That’s not what I said.” I asked, “Isn’t it? I know SGAP was worried.” Lucas admitted, “Eric did ask where you were since this was all your idea.” I reasoned, “See? He was practically distraught over my lack of presence.”
Lacy came out in a towel. I linked Emmaline, “Precious pretty Luna, can you snap Lacy’s hair and makeup done?” Emmaline answered, “Of course.” Lacy smiled at the mirror and then at me. I told her, “You can’t strain yourself by linking, it’s what I’m here for.” My wife came over and kissed me.
I helped her into her beautiful red dress. It was tight up top but flared out well before her bump and had a fur lined sweetheart neckline. Lacy laughed, “Fairies are the best. You can’t even tell I’m pregnant.”
I cupped little Hank saying, “You behave for mommy. There's a lot of fun coming and you guys will have the best seat in the house.” I winked at Lacy, “Let’s get you to your special seat.” Lacy asked, “Special seat? It’s not the snowman anymore?”
I snorted, “You think I have the same chair that you had at pupmas to sit on at my epic comeback party? Dylanmas would never be so predictable.” Lacy laughed, “Now that you say it like that, no I don’t think I’m headed back for the snowman couch.
” I picked her up and carried her out to the rest of the party.
Lacy gasped when she saw her Sleigh chair with a fluffy white blanket. I gently sat her down so she could get situated. Her mocktail appeared on the cupholder side. Lacy fanned her face, “Dylan, this is so sweet.”