Let’s Save Christmas #5
I clapped and the reindeer that were charmed to come to life ran over. I hooked them up and waved, “Let’s go.” I waved to everyone, “That’s right, be jealous. Take notes people, because I’m the best mate ever.” Several people smirked at me.
I pointed at TeleTed, “Looking snazzy my man.” He was in a red suit with white snowflakes. SGAP and the ninja’s all had the same outfits. I pointed at them, “Matching outfits, I love it. I’ll do better next year. We’ll all wear this.” I pointed at my outfit as Blade gave me a warning look.
I assured him, “Guards not included, of course. I learned my lesson. No one has to teach Dylan Frost a lesson twice.” Blade smirked. Lexi was in a dress that looked like a sexy tree. I told her, “I see you, fellow planner. Look at your Fairy inspired outfit.” She winked.
Haley was an ornament, at least I was fairly certain she was.
Her dress was even lit up on the bottom with a massive slit.
I found Lucas saying, “Look at you, sort of all dressed up. More than SGAP though because he has on jeans. At least you made an effort, with your white pants and red shirt. I’ll order you bigger sweaters, you’re busting out of this one. ”
I shouted, “LOOK OUT, SGAP! LUCAS IS COMING TO BE THE SWOLL MEMBER AT THE PARTY!” SGAP looked at me. I teased, “Flash your abs all you want, my Alpha came for the GUN SHOW!”
I nudged Lucas, “Nice hat.” Lucas replied, “You specifically said the men had to wear a Santa hat.” I laughed, “I know and everyone did it.” SGAP commented, “Except you.” I winked, “I’m in a special outfit. TeleTed didn’t wear one either. We are the party throwers with different rules.”
Emmaline was in a beautiful gold, red, and green ballgown. I told my Luna, “You look precious. Like the perfect little tree topper.” I held up my hand, and she gave me a high five. I told the reindeer, “Now, you take my Lacy wherever she wants in my absence. I’ll be back.”
I ran to the middle of the room and cleared my throat, then grabbed the bullhorn.
I spoke into it, “Hear ye, hear ye, Dylan’s Christmas bash that is Dylanmas has returned!
I am here for the glory people! We start with the Christmas exchange.
You have to take a Grinch shot when you open your present and a Jack Frost shot when it’s not your turn. ”
People snorted. I said, “Now, now, we have to melt the icy exterior of our very own Grinch whose heart is finally the right size. We can’t forget the time he tried to make me throw this party with that horrible invitation he crafted.
The man desperately wanted this party to return, and we must honor him. ” SGAP sighed loudly.
I declared, “Now, let the gift exchange begin! I shall start us off.” I grabbed my gifts and skipped over to SGAP. The man groaned, “You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.” I squealed, “I know, right? It was such a delightful surprise that I kicked my heels about in private.”
I whispered, “Even the computer system loves me. It gave me your name randomly. Technology even understands our deep bond and connection of affection for one another. You can’t say technology is wrong. That would upset one of your many brothers in law.”
I added, “The computer totally knows of our secret love for each other. We are being spied on by big brother. Do something about that. Here’s your shot.” I handed it to him. SGAP downed it then grabbed the present. He opened the first box and glanced up at me.
I said, “It’s to decorate your bathroom with. Hold it up for all to see.” SGAP rolled his eyes and showed off the Grinch four pack bathroom decor I got him. I announced, “It came with the toilet lid cover, tank cover, rug, and the stockings. I threw in the Santas because it felt fun.”
SGAP dryly said, “I’m having so much fun.” I replied, “I see those lips twitching. Come on, open up the rest. Stop praising me and holding up the rest of the room.” SGAP sighed but opened the next one. Fang chuckled, “Thor is locked up.”
SGAP’s eyes shot up to mine. I grinned, “I did convince Saint Nick to put a comic book area up. I had to find him all the Christmas comics after all the smooth talking I did to get the section in there. It’s pretty perfect if I do say so myself.”
SGAP held up the comic book with the characters he loved. He’d collected the rare edition back when we were pups. Saint Nick had been watching out for it for years. I asked, “Who wants a hug? Bring it in, big guy.” SGAP snorted, “Thank you, Dylan.”
I told him, “No worries, I’m hugging you in my mind.” SGAP gave me a quick hug. I shouted, “HIS HEART GREW ANOTHER SIZE!” SGAP rolled his eyes, and the exchange went on. Beta Magnus came over to me.
I squealed, “You got me! YAY! LACY, IT’S MY TURN!” Lacy laughed and squeezed my shoulder. I ripped open the package and gasped, “AM I SUPER SANTA?!” I pulled out the skintight red costume with a cape, Santa boots, gloves, and hat with a big black belt.
I shouted, “Call me Super Santa everyone AND I AM HERE TO SAVE CHRISTMAS!” I took my Grinch shot and hugged Beta Magnus. I said, “Thank you for this lovely, well timed present. I can’t believe this is not what I’m wearing.”
Beta Magnus chuckled, “I think Christmas is safe this year.” I linked Lacy, “Little does he know how wrong he is.” As the exchange kept going on, I was rubbing my hands together because people were drinking more and more and more.
Logan said from behind me, “What do you have up your sleeve?” I shouted and turned around. I warned, “YOU NEED A BELL!” Fang grumbled, “They really do need one, it’s insulting when we jump all the time.” I agreed, “I know.”
Logan raised an eyebrow asking, “Why did you wish you were wearing something you described as the outfit to save Christmas in?” I replied, “I’m not sure that’s what I said.
” Logan snorted, “You’re evading, really?
” I sighed, “You know you never call a certain Super Special Fun Sized Fairy Ninja Goddess out, like you do me, when she does it.”
Lacy was doing her gift exchange and I saluted her. I pointed, “My mate needs me, so off I go.” Logan scoffed, “No, she doesn’t.” I gasped, “My youngest male Creepy Ninja Assassin in the direct royal line, my mate always needs me.” Logan smirked at me, “Fine, but I know you're up to something.”
I grinned at him before I skipped away to Lacy. I told her, “You and your sleigh are OWNING this room. WORK IT GIRL!” Lacy grinned, “This is so much fun, even if I’m having mocktails. I love my sleigh.” I told my mate, “That makes me very happy. It’s all for you and your enjoyment.”
King Fire Hands said, “I can’t help but feel something in the air.” I cooed, “As you have Sky blood, I would hope so.” King Fire Hands chuckled, “Uh huh.” Lucinda squealed, “Something dramatic has to happen, Aiden.” King Fire Hands replied, “I’m sure Dylan will bring the drama, my Queen.”
I whispered, “I’m always the drama.” Lucas groaned, “What did you do?” I replied, “Honestly, I can’t even claim all the glory. Isn’t it great?” Lucas asked, “What’s going on?” Suddenly over the loudspeakers, creepy deep voices began saying, “Oohhh Oohhh chhhaaa chhhaaa oohh ahhh oohhh chaa.”
SGAP groaned, “What the fuck did you do, Dylan?” Krampus shouted, “I AM HERE TO STEAL CHRISTMAS! ALL THE TOYS WILL BE DESTROYED!" All the Alphas, Betas, Gammas, and literally every wolf growled including myself.
Fang linked, “I find that upsets me even though I knew it was coming.” Yeah, I was right there with my wolf. My pups made things in here throughout the day too and no one would ruin that for them. Krampus shouted, “I WILL STEAL CHRISTMAS FOR ALL TONIGHT!”
I got up on one of the tables, “WE SHALL NOT LOSE TO KRAMPUS! SGAP, WE CAN’T LET KRAMPUS STEAL CHRISTMAS AND RUIN THE PUPS CAREFULLY CRAFTED TOYS!” Trolls and evil skeleton elves broke in through the windows, but that was just fake glass.
People still screamed. Lacy’s sleigh flew into the air to keep her safe.
Lacy linked me, “I have a television, as if I couldn’t look over the edge.
” I replied, “I can’t have you leaning around in the air.
” Haley snapped her fingers, and all the women were now in tight red shorts with sexy Santa tops and weapons around their hips.
I shouted, “You’ll not steal our Christmas, Krampus. I WAS BORN TO SAVE CHRISTMAS! Let’s go everyone! We have to save this blessed holiday. Saint Nick, lead us in a battle cry!” Saint Nick grinned, “Ho, ho, ho, CHARGE!!!!!!!”
I clapped, “I love it!” I ran at the first Troll and grabbed the candy cane decoration that was really a sword. I cut it down before it got to a toy. I called, “Ohhhhh SGAP, little Cassie made that toy that the Troll is about to destroy on Krampus’s order.”
SGAP roared and grabbed another candy cane. I called, “LUUUUCCCCAAASSSSSS, little Julianna made that one. Think of how sad she would be if evil elves destroyed it.” Fang snorted, “Dominic’s pissed.” My Alpha roared in anger.
I called, “Ohhhhh Beta McAlister, MaryBeth made that toy.” I pointed it out. Growls echoed all around while I smiled. I shouted, “POOKIE BEAR, LITTLE ASTERINE MADE THAT! OH NO! WHAT IF SHE CRIES?! THE HORROR!” Bexley shot me an amused look that had me smiling back.
Pookie Bear snarled and shifted into his wolf. I turned to Drake who was staring at me. I grinned, “Just look at all of them flying into action.” Drake was now gaping at me. I shouted, “ALPHA TUCKER, LITTLE brOOKE MADE THAT!” The man growled and shifted into his wolf.
I shouted, “That’s right Trolls and terrible skeleton elves!
YOU CAN’T HAVE OUR CHRISTMAS!” Krampus laughed, “While you work to save your little workshop, I’ll be stealing the toys from the houses.
” I gasped, “That is a party foul, sir! NO ONE THREATENS PRESENTS! That’s blasphemy!
Quick, everyone set up traps! The decorations are weapons and such. ”
I ran outside and a large group followed me.
Krampus was off toward SGAP’s house. I shouted, “AFTER THEM! Oh, hey Nathan. How’s it going?
I know what you’re thinking, I’m the best date provider.
Now, Majorie will see you save Christmas.
If that’s not worth a little tug under a blanket, I just don’t know what is. ” Several people laughed.
I shouted, “ONWARD MY WIND UP TOYS! NO PRESENT SHALL BE STOLEN! ALPHA KAA, GET OUT HERE! WE NEED YOU AND YOUR PROGRESSIVE, AHEAD OF HIS TIME ALPHA MALE FIGHTING WITH US! ONWARD TO SAVE CHRISTMAS!” I heard Lacy laugh as her sleigh was led outside to follow our show.
I threw a wink at my mate and got ready to save Christmas.