Outtake Revenge Blade POV
Blade was ready. Serion chuckled, “Are you sure you want to do this?” I glared at him and held up the picture from Christmas where I was in a onesie. Serion smirked, “I thought it was adorable.” I argued, “I am not adorable!”
Serion kissed me, then pulled back to say, “You are adorable to me. I just feel the need to point out Dylan doesn’t prank people like the Hackura do.” I snorted, “I’ve been around the Princess a lot, so neither do I.”
My husband reasoned, “You did hit him pretty hard.” I grunted, “It was not enough.” I hit Dylan with about twenty percent of my strength. The funny man was still telling jokes on the ground. For this prank, I made sure there were no Fairies available to pop Dylan Frost around right now.
I had tampered with every single SUV he had at his disposal. Whichever one he picked, would end up stalling out here. I heard the car coming and knew it was showtime. I had Warriors from our Army all over, ready for this moment.
We were going to scare the ever loving fuck out of Dylan Frost. I guaranteed he’d never include me in his onesie bullshit EVER again. I could hear him singing loudly and off key. Which was insane since the man could actually sing quite well. Then his car died, right on time.
Dylan groaned, “Oh come on! This is why Dylan does not drive.” He popped the hood and got out. I signaled for the car to drive up with some of our teens. They were listening to music too loud, and they’d dumped alcohol on the seats. So, he’d smell that and think they were drunk.
They started swerving which is when he glanced over at them.
The teens were heading right for his car.
They’d never hit him, but he didn’t know that.
The funny wolf took off running and dove for a ditch.
Dylan yelled, “THIS IS NOT I KNOW WHAT YOU DID YOU LAST SUMMER! SLOW DOWN AND GET OFF THE ROAD!”
The car zoomed by where he was, kicking up mud on him. That was a nice touch. Dylan grumbled, “I am not the serious one in the couple I am in, people! I’m fun. Oh, god. Have I become the serious one? I just yelled at teenagers about having fun.”
“No, that didn’t count. I could smell the alcohol on them, and they were driving. It WAS reckless fun and they almost ‘I know what you did last summered me. That does not count. I’m still the funny one. Lacy is the serious one in this couple.”
I motioned for the next group to start up. A chain saw started, and Dylan actually jumped. His nose whipped up into the air. The funny man yelled, “HA-HA, my Super Special Fun Sized Fairy Ninja Goddess! Can my car work now?”
More chainsaws started. Dylan took out his phone and called Alpha Lucas.
I wondered why he didn’t link him. Alpha Lucas answered, “Dylan, are you almost here?” Dylan snorted, “Haley stalled my car and now she’s got me in a scary movie.
It’s funny but could you tell her to stop? I can’t be late, it hurts my brain.”
Alpha Lucas laughed, “I’ll tell Eric.” Suddenly Alpha Lucas yelled, “Dylan, get the hell out of there! It’s not Haley doing any of this.
” Dylan started to get agitated warning, “Don’t mess with me.
I was almost hit by drunk teens who also thought they were in a horror movie.
I was serious and it was practically tragic! ”
Alpha Lucas shouted, “We are on the way! Just get out of there. Shift!” That was too perfect, and they didn’t even know about the plan. I motioned for the chainsaw people to start running at him. Dylan yelped, shifted, and took off.
I got in the back of the van that was to be the finale. An animal control car to be exact. Serion got in next to me chuckling. My mate commented, “This is mean.” I just showed him the picture again. Our people were herding Dylan in a specific direction.
Our guys got out and yelled, “It’s a wolf!
” I pulled out the cameras Prince Gunner set up.
Dylan’s wolf was literally panicking. If they were humans, he wouldn’t be able to get away from them.
I’d had a Witch mask their Supernatural side for an hour so that Dylan would have no clue they weren’t humans.
Dylan was pretty good at avoiding them. I was certain his link with his Alpha was hilarious. My phone was ringing. I smirked answering, “Your Majesty.” King Titus snorted, “I got an interesting text from Eric.” My princesses’ wolf was smart.
King Titus continued, “Eric finds it odd all the Fairies are busy while animal control is trying to coral Beta Dylan Frost in his wolf form.” I replied, “Onesies.” King Titus roared with laughter then said, “Carry on, Blade.” I responded, “Thank you, your Majesty.”
Our people had finally caught Fang, who whined. He wasn’t physically hurt, just his pride. They had one of those long collars on him. The funny man glared at them in wolf form but didn’t even try to bite them.
I saw the pack in the distance. Red Run, Black Mountain, and Blue Moon wolves were quickly bounding towards the group. Alpha Lucas shifted back and quickly threw clothes on. He ran out, “What seems to be the problem?”
My guy said, “We had some teenagers report some wolf sightings. We are handling it. Get back! This is a wild animal. Let us do our job.” Alpha Lucas reasoned, “The wolf wasn’t hurting anyone. Besides, wolves live in these forests.” They started to bring him to the truck to load him up.
Eric was now standing there wearing clothes. Beta Dylan huffed at them both. I silently got out of the truck with Serion. I faded in beside the wolf who thought he was funny. Dylan jumped six feet in the air and shifted back into human form.
Dylan shouted, “YOU?! YOU DID THIS?! The guard who barely talks?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?” I glared menacingly saying, “Blade no wear onesies.” Eric lost it laughing, followed by several other wolves. The funny man’s gape turned into a smirk.
Dylan nodded, “Duly noted. The Creepy Ninja Guarding Assassin does not like my Fairy fun.” I grunted, “Like Princess fun.” Dylan nodded, “Just not mine. I need to grow on you like a barnacle with other fun, not onesie related activities.” Exactly.
I nodded to my guy, who took the collar off. I smirked and faded back. That was fun.