Chapter 17 Titan’s Friends Chat
TITAN’S FRIENDS CHAT
Titan
Whichever of you sent Mathlin to my pack, thank you. And damn you.
Doc
Actually, he made my car radio play nonstop so he could hitch a ride without me knowing
But you’re welcome, I guess.
Titan
.... Why am I not surprised?
Crush
What did Mathlin do, big bro?
Telos
Ooooo I smell something juicy
Uriel
You’re always stirring the pot, Telos
I haven’t been here for long, but even I know you’re ALWAYS stirring something up
Telos
The pot is BEGGING to be stirred.
Or fingered.
Titan
I’m perfectly fine WITHOUT my pots stirred or fingered, TYVM
Telos
You should try some pot fingering before dismissing it completely
Mav
Words of wisdom
Titan
I’m not sure I like Mav better now that he’s all agreeable with you, Telos
Ace
The Moon Goddess says: He who doesn’t want Telos to stir his pots, shouldn’t bring them into the light
Telos
Don’t forget the fingering!
Titan
Ugh.
Crush
So what’s this about Mathlin ear fucking you? The entire pack is howling
With laughter, I mean
Raptor
Ear fucking???
Gavric
Not just ear fucking. Crush isn’t giving you the full scoop
Titan
Not you too
Telos
???? FULL REPORT PLS
Gavric
Apparently Mathlin ear fucked Titan, and our parents listened in and flashed scorecards like the judges at those state fairs
Titan
That was all made up!!! Salem accused me of sleeping with his wife!
While my limbs were all supposedly broken!
Telos
brb I’m ded. Died laughin
Titan
The ear fucking was a story that Mathlin made up to convince Salem that I wasn’t committing adultery
Duke
Fighting an untruth with an even bigger untruth? That’s really something else.
Gavric
You should’ve seen Dad and Papa’s faces when Salem came knocking at their door
Titan
Wait, so did they go along with it??
Gavric
They did, but they want to see you the minute you’re back on pack territory.
Titan
Damn it. I was trying to avoid their messages
Crush
I can’t decide if I like Salem’s story better, or Mathlin’s. Both deserve an award
Gavric
Award goes to Everdin for starting all this
Titan
Yeah, well, wait for the weekend. Mathlin has more insanity cooked up
Telos
Like?
Titan
(zippered mouth emoji)
Ace
Aw c’mon Titan you can’t leave us in the dark
Raptor
Not if you don’t want us to crash your weekend
Titan
Please don’t. It’s my aunt’s party
I’ll tell you later
Crush
We’ll give you live updates
Gavric
And pics.
Titan
Oh gods. Just please remember that it’s all part of Mathlin’s plan to fuck with Everdin.