Chapter 18 Mathlin’s Friend Chat
MATHLIN’S FRIEND CHAT
MathlinHatesMath
Omg, I made Titan cry twice in one day
NotAWalrus
????? What???
MathlinHatesMath
He just came back to the cabin with his face wet
He was talking to his dads, apparently we forgot to tell them that we, uh, sent one of his customers away with a big lie
KillianKillsDreams
Oh, the ear fucking?
OttisWoof
Pfffftttt I didn’t need to crack up again, thanks Kils
IvoFivo
Ahhhh, the ear fucking. (wipes tear)
MathlinHatesMath
... Omg. Is that what the 153 unread messages in this chat are about?
PinksThinks
Yes???
NotAWalrus
How could you keep such juicy news from us, Mathlin???
HocusPocus
Yeah, the alpha chat exploded with messages too. Rofl. They’re demanding live updates for Saturday.
OttisWoof
Wait, what’s happening on Sat? That’s my aunt’s party.
Urielll don’t leave us hanging
Nat-urallyBig
Wait. Back up. Mathlin, you made your boss cry twice in one day???
MathlinHatesMath
Yeah... The first time was because I told his customer about the ear fucking. He laughed so hard, he cried
IvoFivo
And the second time??
MathlinHatesMath
IDK, he came back crying, but before that, he went to the pack house because of the ear fucking news.
Oh. He was crying because he was laughing too hard again
Now I feel kind of silly, I thought his dads yelled at him over the ear fucking performance score or something
OttisWoof
Pffft. He was all “Mathlin is great, he makes up all these unbelievable stories. I know it’s fake but you should’ve seen Salem’s face”
Our dads were like “Next time you pull something like that, you better give us score cards so we can grade you fairly instead of you saying we gave you 9 out of 10. Don’t put words into our mouths”
Nat-urallyBig
Wow your dads are awesome
OttisWoof
I know, right?
MathlinHatesMath
Phew I thought I was in so much trouble. I can’t believe I made an alpha cry twice
NotAWalrus
So when’s your official ceremony?
MathlinHatesMath
What ceremony?
NotAWalrus
Your “joining the pack” ceremony, of course
MathlinHatesMath
What?? But Titan said I’m welcome as a guest anytime
OttisWoof
Shhh I don’t think they know yet
MathlinHatesMath
Know what?
Hey! Don’t leave me hanging!