Text Message Conversation, Saturday 1012 a.m
Drake:
How do you tell if someone has feelings for you?
Steve:
I have many questions. Can this be a phone call?
Drake:
No. I’m supposed to be taking a shower.
Steve:
Do I need to manufacture an emergency so you can leave?
Drake:
No, you jerk. Just answer the question.
Steve:
I think it depends on the person.
Drake:
Like what? How did you know Baz was interested in you?
Steve:
His tongue down my throat, mostly
Drake:
Eww. I meant romantically
Steve:
He told me.
Drake:
Well, fuck. What about Felix?
Steve:
He and Malcolm hooked up, and they decided to be boyfriends almost the next day.
Drake:
That’s no help. What about Cal? Didn’t you say he started dating somebody a couple of months ago?
Steve:
Yeah but they hated each other at first
Drake:
Perfect.