Stalker Problems - Chapter 11 - The Contract
Madison spit her wine into her cup. "What now?"
"I raped a man today."
"That's not possible," said Chastity. "Girls can't be rapists. You can't fuck a limp dick."
"Sure you can. You just have to fold up the dick and balls and shove it all up there."
"Uh..."
"I tried it with Joe once when he couldn't get hard.
It was just as unpleasant as it sounds. Although in a way it does kind of serve as a nice metaphor for our relationship.
Being with him was like trying to fit a round peg in a square hole.
Only in this case, the round peg is his limp dick and balls all folded up like origami and the square hole is my vagina. "
Madison made a gagging noise. "I think I just threw up in my mouth."
"Anyway," I said. "I guess you guys are right. I didn't rape anyone. It was more of a sexual assault, if you want to be technical about it."
"Now that just sounds fun," said Chastity. "The doctor, I assume?"
I nodded. "Oh God, it was horrifying. I called him a filthy pervert and then fell over while trying to take my pants off." Saying it out loud made me want to crawl under the couch and never come out.
Chastity laughed and muted the TV. "Whole story. Now."
The alcohol pumping through my blood made it easy to tell the whole story. By the end I was even laughing about it. God, had I actually done all that? It felt like a strange dream.
"Wow," said Chastity. "You really misread that situation."
“Because of you!”
She laughed.
"Don't feel too bad," said Madison. "He's probably raped plenty of girls before. He had it coming."
"Well I didn't do it all on my own," I said. "Chastity was the one that convinced me it was part of the Society."
"I just thought you'd flirt with him a little and maybe get his number. How was I to know that sweet innocent Ash was suddenly going to turn into a huge slut?"
"Hey!" I crumpled up some paper and threw it at her.
Chastity swatted the paper away. "I mean...you tried to fuck your doctor. I'm not sure how to sugarcoat that."
"You told me to! And the terms and conditions were very ambiguous. They should have been more clear about how to identify if I was in a wish."
Madison looked back and forth between us. "The Society? Terms and conditions? I think you two have had too much to drink."
"Oh yeah, I didn't tell you? I joined a sex club." The alcohol had won. My filter was completely gone.
"It's true," said Chastity.
Madison shook her head. "Stop messing with me."
"We're not." I went and got my phone out of its hiding spot. I clicked through the ten missed call alerts from Madison and logged in to the Society's app. "Here are the terms and conditions." I tossed her my phone.
She looked horrified as she scrolled down. Chastity read over her shoulder.
"Whoa, hold on." Chastity snatched the phone from her. "Clause 14. Wish invitations will be delivered via discreet black envelopes. Once an envelope is received, the Member will accept or decline the invitation via the app."
"Yeah," I said. "That's how it works apparently. So what?"
"Did you ever receive an envelope telling you to seduce Dr. Lyons?"
"No."
"And was it on a Tuesday or Thursday after 8:30 pm?"
"No..."
"Then why the hell did you think it was a wish?"
I threw my hands in the air. "I don't know. There was a stupid GenieMD poster. And you were very convincing." And I haven’t had sex in ages!
"You know what I think it was?" asked Chastity.
"What?"
"I think you just really wanted to bang Dr. Lyons."
I was going to protest, but maybe she had a point. The fantasy I’d envisioned in my head was hot. The contract itself was kind of hot. Everything about the Society seemed wrong but oh so right. I swallowed hard.
"Honestly, I'm not sure you read these terms and conditions at all,” Chastity said. “Even mentioning the Society is a blatant violation of the very first rule. Much less letting all of us see the app."
"You're right. Give me my phone back. I won't tell you anything else about it.
Mainly because there won't be anything else to tell.
After that train wreck, there's no way I'm going on another date. Or wish. Or whatever it’s called.
" Besides, I’d broken the rules. Surely I was going to be kicked out.
I reached for my phone, but Chastity tossed it to Madison. It was a classic game of drunken monkey in the middle. And there was no way I was going to win. "Okay, I give up. I'll let you keep reading, but you have to let me read too. I’ve only read up to the part about expected behaviors."
They agreed, and we huddled around my phone. Madison set the ground rules: we’d read each section, and then we’d discuss.
EXPECTED BEHAVIORS
18) The Member will be ready and willing to engage in:
18a) Role-playing
18b) Kissing
18c) Fellatio
18d) Receiving cunnilingus
18e) Voyeurism
18f) Unprotected sex
18g) Public Sex - only in front of other members
18h) Group sex
19) The Member will receive a description of the role she is expected to play in each wish.
20) The Member will stay in character at all times during wishes.
21) If the Member is expected to make a sexual advance, it will be clear in her role description.
22) The Member should not expect to engage in sexual intercourse during every wish. Often times she will be an extra in the fulfillment of another member's wish.
"This whole thing is horrifying," said Madison, "but I am impressed that they went out of their way to mention that you'll likely receive cunnilingus. I thought for sure the men in this group would just be using you without returning the favor. The use of the feminine pronoun is also a nice touch."
"I've always wondered what public sex would be like," said Chastity wistfully.
"I'd prefer the group sex," said Madison. She immediately clasped her hand over her mouth and giggled.
She's d efinitely drunk. As far as I was concerned, both sounded hot. Wait, what? I meant horrifying. I tried to think about where they would rank on my list of fears, but I couldn't seem to remember. I just kept thinking about the fact that it was pretty obvious my doctor’s visit was 100% not a wish. I’m a sexual deviant.
HARD LIMITS
23) The Member will respect all of the following hard limits:
23a) No acts involving fisting
23b) No acts involving human waste
23c) No acts involving extreme choking
23d) No acts involving burning
23e) No acts involving electrocution
23f) No acts involving cutting
23g) No acts that leave a permanent mark
23h) No acts of pedophilia
23i) No acts of bestiality
23j) No acts of necrophilia
24) The Member will not use or accept payments in real currency while interacting with other members during a wish.
24.1) If the Member makes payments to other members during wishes, she will do so using Society-issued credit cards or Monopoly money.
I giggled. "Monopoly money. If I'm gonna be a whore, I hope I'll at least be worth more than a hotel stay on Park Place." I pictured my stalker all dressed up like Uncle Pennybags, complete with the top hat and mustache. Somehow It wasn’t an awful look for him.
"And you won't even have to fuck any horses or dead bodies," added Madison. "This is sounding better by the minute."
PRIVACY
25) Many wishes involve voyeurism and public sex. To facilitate these wishes, the Society often rents public spaces. The Member will stay within the confines of the wish to avoid disturbing the public.
26) During wishes, the Member will wear something black on her left wrist. It can be anything - a watch, a leather bracelet, a delicate chain - as long as it is black and worn on the left wrist.
"Damn it," I said. "Why didn't I read this before I raped Dr. Lyons? He definitely wasn't wearing anything on his wrists."
"Shhhh," Madison hissed. "I'm not done reading yet."
27) If police are part of a wish, they will always show up with both a black wristband and a special badge with the Society logo in the center.
28) If real police show up, the Member will cooperate with their instructions but not give them any information.
28.1) Under those circumstances, the Society guarantees that the Member will be free to go within an hour with no permanent record.
29) It is possible that the Member may encounter other members during her wishes that she knows outside of the Society. In such a situation, both members will stay in character. The encounter will never be spoken of outside of Society functions.
30) During wishes, the Member’s cell phone will automatically switch to "Society Mode." This mode will:
30a) Block most apps.
30b) Change the Member's contacts list as necessary (i.e. add the plumber's number).
30c) Allow the Member to dial 555 for fake emergencies. 911 will still work as usual.
30d) Save all media to a secure cloud.
"Can we talk now?" asked Chastity.
Madison nodded.
Chastity took a big gulp of wine and giggled drunkenly. "I forgot what I was going to say. Let's just keep reading."
PREFERENCES
31) The Member will fill out a form with her preferences for potential sexual partners, including:
31a) Height
31b) Hair color
31c) Build
31d) Penis size
31e) Race
"Ooooh!" said Chastity. "I wish I could order men like this." She turned to an imaginary person next to her. "Yes, waiter, for my entrée I'd like a 6'2 muscular Berber with dark hair."
"Berber?" asked Madison.
I shook my head. "Long story."
"And for my dessert I'll take a ten-inch cock." Chastity handed her imaginary waiter her menu. "Oh, wait." She snatched it back. "Make him blonde. I like my meat rare."
I reached for the imaginary menu. "I'll take a number One57."
"What's that?" asked Chastity.
"Basically a mix of Zac Efron and Chris Hemsworth. With a man bun."
Chastity’s eyes lit up. "Oooh. I get it! What about you, Madison?"
She pretended to take the menu. "I can't decide. I guess I'll just share with you guys."
"Ew, no," I said. "Order your own!"
"Okay, okay. Fine. I'll take the biggest, blackest man you have."