Chapter 22
Chapter Twenty-Two
Dear Em,
From everything I’m leaving you, this is the one and only item that truly matters: Bentley. He’s more than just a cat—he’s my legacy, my dearest companion, and now, he’s your responsibility.
First things first, Bentley’s schedule is with Duncan, who has been trained to cater to his every whim. But here’s a quick rundown of what you’ll need to know:
Evenings are sacred. Bentley likes to watch The Golden Girls at eight PM sharp. Don’t even think about changing his routine. The DVDs are in the media room. Afterward, at nine PM, it’s Friends before bed—he has a particular fondness for Ross and his antics. He’s not a fan of Marcel and insists that Ross and Rachel were on a break. His favorite season is season nine, but mix and match episodes.
Weekends are special. On Saturdays and Sundays, Bentley enjoys a viewing of The Aristocats. He insists on it. And on Sundays, he absolutely must go to the park in his stroller. Yes, his stroller. He loves to people-watch, and it’s non-negotiable .
Duncan will show you where his feeding schedule is and everything about his routine. It’s in the kitten’s tablet.
Remember, Bentley enjoys a daily stretch session, followed by a light massage. His room is equipped with all his favorite toys and climbing structures. When you move, make sure it is to a place where he’ll have his own room. You’ll have plenty of money to make sure it happens—or move here with your handsome husband.
He’s not kid-friendly, but you’ll figure out how to deal with your own children and my Bentley. I believe in you.
Bentley is more than a handful, I know, but he’s worth every bit of effort. Treat him with the same care and attention I did, and he’ll reward you with his . . . well, let’s say his particular brand of affection.
Take care of him, Em. He’s not just a cat—he’s family.
With love,
Grandma Trudy