15. Rhett
Ihave never, in all my years on this planet, experienced as much joy as I did when I received a letter from one Scarlett Wright, Attorney at Law.
Wright Hayes Environmental Law
123 Pine Street Esperance, NC 12345
Mr. Rhett Rivers
Rivers Enterprises 456 Corporate Avenue Raleigh, NC 54321
RE: Informed Consent- Alliance for Susceptible Species (ASS) v. Rivers Enterprises
Dear Mr. Rivers,
I am writing to you on a sensitive matter regarding the ongoing legal dispute between my firm, Wright Hayes Environmental Law, acting for the Alliance for Susceptible Species (ASS) and Rivers Enterprises. As you are aware, our firms have been engaged in a dispute over the proposed development on the Henderson property.
This letter is to formally disclose that this past weekend, you and I engaged in an intimate personal relationship while attending the wedding of your brother, Mr. Grayson Rivers, and his wife, Mrs. Stefania Rivers.
I understand that this creates a potential conflict of interest, as I am the lead attorney representing the Alliance for Susceptible Species (ASS) in this case. However, after careful consideration and consultation with my partner, Ms. Cassidy Hayes, we believe there may be a path forward that would allow me to continue handling this matter.
Specifically, I am requesting your written consent to remain as counsel for the Alliance, despite our personal involvement. This would be in accordance with the legal doctrine of “informed consent”, whereby all parties acknowledge the potential conflict and agree that I may continue to zealously represent my client’s interests.
If you are agreeable to providing such consent, I would ask that you please respond to this letter confirming the following:
1. You are aware that I have engaged in a personal relationship with you, which creates a potential conflict of interest in my representation of the Alliance for Susceptible Species (ASS) in the ongoing case against Rivers Enterprises.
2. Despite this potential conflict, you consent to me continuing as lead counsel for the Alliance in this matter.
3. You understand that I will be required to maintain the strictest standards of professionalism going forward, and that our personal relationship must remain entirely separate from the legal proceedings.
Upon receipt of your written confirmation, I will submit this disclosure to the court overseeing the case, as well as provide a copy to the Alliance for Susceptible Species (ASS) for their awareness and consent.
Please let me know if you have any questions or concerns regarding this request. I am committed to resolving this matter in an ethical and professional manner.
Sincerely,
Ms. Scarlett Wright
Wright Hayes Environmental Law
This was a reply I absolutely could not leave to my secretary.
Hmm, let’s see.
Rivers Enterprises
456 Corporate Avenue, Raleigh, NC 54321
Ms. Scarlett Wright
Wright Hayes Environmental Law
123 Pine Street Esperance, NC 12345
RE: Informed Consent - Alliance for Susceptible Species (ASS) v. Rivers Enterprises
Dear Ms. Wright,
Thank you for your candid and professional correspondence. I must admit, I was pleasantly surprised to read that our recent personal interactions have prompted a discussion on the ethical implications of our ongoing legal dispute. It is refreshing to see such integrity and respect for the law demonstrated so openly, and it speaks volumes about your character as both a woman and an attorney.
Addressing the points outlined in your letter, I acknowledge and confirm the following:
1. I am indeed aware that over the course of my brother’s wedding festivities, you and I engaged in a series of intimate encounters. These interactions were consensual, passionate, and occurred on multiple occasions throughout the weekend. I can attest to the fact that they were mutually enjoyable and, in my opinion, demonstrated a remarkable chemistry between us that transcended our professional roles. I assure you, these moments are etched in my memory with crystalline clarity—each touch, each kiss, each whispered word in the heated throes of our abandon will forever be remembered by me. Moments of particular note -
* The sight of you on your hands and knees with my cock buried deep inside you.
* The sound of you screaming my name when I made you come three times in the shower.
* The feel of your sweet, plump lips wrapped around my cock as you edged me under the old oak tree.
*Your tits. Your perfect, perfect tits.
2. Despite the aforementioned personal relationship, I hereby grant my consent for you to continue as lead counsel for the Alliance for Susceptible Species (ASS) in the legal proceedings against Rivers Enterprises. I trust that our professional conduct will not be compromised by the mutual understanding and respect we have established for one another. I am confident in our ability to maintain the necessary boundaries between our personal lives and our professional responsibilities.
3. I fully understand and agree that our personal relationship, though vivid and memorable, must be kept entirely separate from the legal case at hand. I anticipate that we will both uphold the highest standards of professionalism and that our interactions in court will reflect nothing but a fierce determination to advocate zealously for a just outcome.
I would like to take this opportunity to express my appreciation for the manner in which you have handled this situation. It is my hope that we can continue to engage with one another in a courteous and respectful manner, even as we find ourselves on opposing sides of this legal battle. I have no doubt that we will both rise to the occasion and meet the challenges ahead with honor and integrity.
Please consider this letter as my formal written consent for you to continue representing the Alliance for Susceptible Species (ASS) in the matter of ASS v. Rivers Enterprises. I look forward to our next encounter in the courtroom, where I trust we will both demonstrate the utmost dedication to the principles of justice and fair play. I will also do my best not to think about your amazing tits and ask that you refrain from thinking about my impeccable cock.
Wishing you all the best in your continued legal endeavors,
Mr. Rhett Rivers
Rivers Enterprises
Now we wait.
Three days later. It went better than I ever could have imagined.
Always Wright: You are a monumental jackass.
Me: What? Why?
Always Wright: You know exactly why.
Me: I thought you’d be pleased.
Always Wright: Fucking hell, Rhett. My perfect, perfect tits?
Me: They really are amazing.
Always Wright: In a court filing! On the public record!
Me: Everywhere!
Always Wright: You need to fix it. I can’t do this. It’s not funny.
Me: It’s a bit funny. You can admit it.
Three dots appeared, then disappeared. Then reappeared.
Always Wright: Alright. It’s a bit funny.
There’s my girl.
Always Wright: But only if you fix it.
Me: How did the ASSholes take it? They can’t have been happy with the news that you’re sleeping with the enemy.
Always Wright: It was awkward as fuck and Marissa was very disapproving.
Me: Let me guess. Marissa is the tall, pale woman that always looks like she can smell her own farts.
Always Wright: You are the devil.
Me: I’m right, then
Always Wright: Yes, you’re right.
I swear I could hear her sigh from here.
Me: So, she wants you off the case?
Always Wright: She kind of did, but the others talked her around.
I hit send on the correct email I’d drafted at the same time I’d written the prank one.
Me: Check your inbox
Always Wright: Thank you, you psychopath. I’ll file from my end this afternoon.
Me: I’ll have Bob do the same.
Always Wright: See you in court.