CUNTS TRANSMISSION 1.778.764
Sender: Milky Way Galaxy, Planet Designation: EARTH
Howdy Zah Xenoth!
(That’s ‘pleasant greetings’ where I come from.)
Just writing to let you know that I have sent off my DNA samples to the HELP headquarters. I truly hope you find what you’re looking for. It can’t be easy trying to manufacture an entirely new way for your people to survive. That’s probably a ridiculous understatement…
What I’m tryin’ to say is don’t give up! I think what you’re doing is incredibly brave.
If I might ask, is there anything else I can do to help? Have you gotten enough samples? I can badger more of my friends into joining just to send you some if sample size is important.
I’m not really sure what would count as a motivational message for you, so here is a picture of me standing on top of a horse while I jump through a lasso. If I can do a crazy stunt like that, surely you can find a way to save your people.
Your Friend-in-Hope,
Sally Rider
Texas, Earth
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