Chapter 18
Pucks and Fucks - A Puck Bunny Podcast
Live transcript
Misty Raines: OMG. OMG. OMG. Do we have an unbelievable show for you today. And a special guest on today’s show who is going to blow your mind.
Bridgette Daniels: I just about died when Jack walked into the living room last night and told me a certain person was on the phone to talk to me.
Misty Raines: Bless your husband.
Audible laughing
Misty Raines: Well, without further ado, I don’t think this person needs any introduction. But please, ladies, keep your panties on. We welcome to the show. The one. The only… Channing Halloway.
Channing Halloway: Thank you, Misty, Bridgette, for having me today.
Bridgette Daniels: To say I was shocked when you called my husband to ask to speak to me… well, that’s an understatement.
Channing Halloway: Well, I figured you all would like to be the first with this scoop.
Bridgette Daniels: Sounded pretty juicy when you gave me a little hint last night.
Misty Raines: So, wait, this isn’t about the arrival of your little bundle of joy.
Channing Halloway: Oh, it’s about an arrival all right. The arrival of information into a puck bunny scheme.
Misty Raines: Hold up, what scheme? I thought we knew about all the schemes running through the league.
Channing Halloway: I thought you would know. I mean with how you claimed to be so close to Natasha, Misty. I thought you’d know.
Bridgette Daniels: Know what? Care to fill us in, Channing?
Channing Halloway: Your so-called friend, Misty, has been running a scheme on me for the last three months. Claiming that the unborn child she’s carrying is mine, when really it’s her boyfriend’s, Ronald Black. The man she’s been having a committed open relationship with for years.
Misty Raines: Wait, I…
Channing Halloway: Your older brother. See, I knew you and Natasha were close. Just didn’t realize you were in-laws.
Misty Raines: I-I…
Channing Halloway: It’s okay, Misty. I can’t fault you for your ignorance. You know, making a profit off rumors. Ruining lives and relationships.
Misty Raines: Channing, I can assure you I had no idea about any of this.
Channing Halloway: Oh, so you just always release information without verifying sources or authenticity of said information.
Misty Raines: Bridgette, a little help here…
Bridgette Daniels: I apologize, Channing. Usually, I’m so thorough with my checks and sources, but this was all fielded by Misty, so I unfortunately wasn’t involved. However, I do apologize for any harm or defamation this may have caused you.
Misty Raines: Seriously, Bridgette?
Bridgette Daniels: Look, you tried to sell me on this story. I went along with it for a while, but when Channing called me last night and explained what was going on, it broke my heart and my faith in you as a friend and co-host.
Misty Raines: You were eating this story up. *Audible scoffing*
Bridgette Daniels: You’re right, I was. Until I looked at Jack and realized how broken I would be if someone tried to pull a scam like this on him.
Misty Raines: There are more Jacks and Channing’s out there in the world. You’re making this way bigger than it needs to be.
Channing Halloway: Misty, how long have you said you’ve been a reformed picked bunny and dating Washby from the Atlanta Screeches for now?
*silence*
Channing Halloway: That’s what I thought. Bridgette, as always, it’s been a pleasure. I hate that you’ve been roped into that kind of thing.
Bridgette Daniels: It’s okay. I’ve never seen myself as a puck bunny. Just the girl who’s dated two major players in the NHL who everyone decided was a puck bunny. Come to think of it, that’s how we almost painted Cassidy. I do apologize.
Misty Raines: Seriously, Bridgette, stop apologizing. He just came into our show and made a mockery of us.
Bridgette Daniels: No, he didn’t. He came on here and simply pointed out the truth in the lies you tried to spread.
Misty Raines: OH MY GOD, you are such a bitch! You’re really siding with— *mic disconnected*
Bridgette Daniels: And that will conclude our final show for the Pucks and Fucks: A Puck Bunny Podcast. Channing, thank you again for the call and coming onto the show today. I hope things work out for you in the near future.
Channing Halloway: I appreciate that. Send my best to your husband and tell him I’ll be seeing him on the ice.